If they lived in the Now Times, I feel like John would watch a bunch of TikTok brainrot to bond with Jack, but Jack would think all that stuff is cringe and lame so John would walk up to Jack and say something like “what’s up Skibidi” and Jack would just stare at him with an expression of mild disgust

micah definitely makes jack say stuff to people, like dutch, then dies inside when he starts with “micah says…”