[ID: busy city street at night with "Are you there?" in a white text bubble and the words: "Carols at Christmas" below.]
In which the Black Magic Support Staff discover and discuss the events of Chapter 45 of Did You Miss Me?
(There ARE spoilers for Chapter 45 of DYMM? in this fic; you've been warned! I'm tucking the content below the cut.)
This fic is part of our Are You There? series that contains Did You Miss Me? and other side stories, such as Railing of Remus and @fantismal’s Seduction of Sirens.
Read Carols at Christmas on AO3 (Rated T)
(Dresser is Pandora Lovegood, Black Magic's costume designer. Dancer is Marlene McKinnon, Black Magic's choreographer. Damage Control is Dorcas Meadowes, Black Magic's PR Maven. Driver is Jack McKinnon, Black Magic's personal driver (and Marlene's little brother).
[Transcript]
Chat Name: 4D
Dresser (Pandora Lovegood)
Oooooooh!
God rest ye merry support staff let nothing you dismay! For Jack McK, our Saviour was born on Christmas day! :christmas_tree: :detective: :oyster:
Dancer (Marlene McKinnon)
Jack’s birthday’s in February
the fuck are you on about?
Dresser (Pandora Lovegood)
to save dogstar from stardom’s power and guided him awayyyy :crown: :cross:
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
Pandora, we are still WORKING
Dresser (Pandora Lovegood)
Oooooh drivings of safety and joy
ohhh drivings of safety and joy~~~~~~~!
Dancer (Marlene McKinnon)
…
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
…
Marlene?
Dancer (Marlene McKinnon)
Dorcas?
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
Where is your brother?
Dancer (Marlene McKinnon)
He’s
oh fuck
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
@Driver
Do not DO THIS TO ME
Dresser (Pandora Lovegood)
God REST YE MERRY SUPPORT STAFF
Dancer (Marlene McKinnon)
stop pandora. jesus
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
@Driver do not
Dancer (Marlene McKinnon)
fuck fuck fuck he’s not answering his fucking phone
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
@Driver WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Dresser (Pandora Lovegood)
:christmas_tree: :dog: :star: :christmas_tree:
Damage Control (Dorcas Meadowes)
Pandora, what did you see?
why is there screaming?
Dresser (Pandora Lovegood)
Isn’t it obvious? :}
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Sometimes, I remember what they said about Jack. How fountains of light poured down, turning him fluorescent. Ghostly. And lifted him up into the night, suspended like an insect in amber. Fossilized by light. Few witnessed this grand apparition. His ascension to small-town-sainthood was swift. A missing high school quarterback garners much attention. Preserved in his prime, forever seventeen, a hero to worship. No one thinks much of him as he was, a boy, unsure of much. No one remembers him how we few do, a friend. They say: Jack McKinnon and it sounds like an engraving. It sounds like a memorial.
dead insects, outside of this earth: false saint, a hero - @nosebleedclub
