#jack hunt

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‧͙⁺˚･༓☾𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔞 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔩𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔯.☽༓･˚⁺‧͙

ˋ°•*⁀➷ [ʏ/ɴ] ᴀʟᴀꜱᴛᴀɪʀ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀꜱᴛʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ! ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ʀᴀɴ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅꜱ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ɢᴏᴛ ꜱᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ꜱᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴡʜᴀᴄᴋ-ᴀꜱꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ʙᴏʏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ꜰɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇꜱ!

ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɴᴏ? ɢɪʀʟ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ!

ɪꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇꜱ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀ? ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ. ɪꜱ ꜱʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇ? ɴᴏ. ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱʜᴇ ꜰᴀʟʟ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘɪʀᴀʟꜱ ᴏꜰ ɪɴꜱᴀɴɪᴛʏ? ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ.

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A {Various Twisted Wonderland x Reader} Book

Story Progress!

Suuuuuuuuure you are.

Ruggie.

Awwwww~

Oh if only it was.

Tiger mum.

Local morays terrorise goldfishie.

Moving on...

Part One

turns out I like doing more of these family shenanigans

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• Vil gets sick and the house is just upturned into chaos

Leona: You two, your mother is sick so behave well so that he'll get better alright?

Epel: Okay.

Jack: (racing to the master bedroom) MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Leona: OI GET BACK HERE! DON'T DISTURB HIM!

Poor Vil's prayers are never answered that nothing bad happens while he rests because of his fever. Leona is crap at cooking, so the kids are stuck eating cereal and McDonald's takeout (hey at least they have new toys). The kids are still pretty hyper so while they play, Leona pops into the bedroom to check on Vil (usually asleep). Sadly, it only lasts at the maximum of three minutes because either Epel or Jack wind up hitting each other when there's no parental guidance. When Vil's temperature is finally starting to go down after three days, Epel manages to sneak in the room to pout.

Vil: Epel, your father said you're not supposed to be here until I'm better, remember?

Epel: MommypleasegetbetterImissyourfood.

Vil, alert: What have you been eating?

Epel, crying: I don't want McDonald's anymore!

Vil, internally: Why the hell did I accept that handsome bastard's proposal again.

Vil: Okay, don't cry, don't cry, I'm getting better. But tell your father to come to me when he can, alright?

Epel, sniffling: Okay mommy.

Leona got hit by several pillows for failing to feed the kids healthily once he got there.

• Kiddos hide behind either Leona (the usual) or Vil when they go out because they're still scared of most people. Especially the ones who keep taking pictures of Vil.

• In long car rides, Leona makes a stop so that Vil can go out of the front seat and to the back where their little gremlins kiddos have dozed off.

• Vil finds it funny to just drape a blanket on Leona when he's asleep on the floor and have Epel and Jack just pile on him to wake the lion up.

• Vil showed the two his diadem once and placed it on Epel's head as a joke (it slipped a bit). Jack said he looked like a stupid pink princess and Epel hit him in retaliation while screaming "You try it dummy!" Epel was stuck folding the clothes for the rest of the week for hitting his brother.

• Jack likes running around with Leona's leather vest from college but once it covered his face and he ended up crashing into the dining table. Leona only said, "I told you it's too big for you," before handing Jack a popsicle (and an ice cube) so that he could feel better.

• Epel also likes wriggling in Leona's yellow waistcoat for fun. He ripped it by accident and started crying as he thought that he was going to get bopped on the head. Turns out Leona would not really give a damn about it and reassured Epel.

• While Vil's accessories, makeup, and shoes are easily accessible to the kids, it is a major rule that none of his clothes are to ever be played with after Jack mangled one of his pants with the kitchen scissors while playing.

• For some unfathomable reason, Epel and Jack love drawing on Leona's old textbooks with anything that can be used. That includes the ketchup.

• Both kiddos hate haircuts.

• Guess which one of them thought it would be fun to try and walk with Vil's red stilletos? It was Jack. Epel became collateral damage when Jack fell on him while trying to 'strut like Mommy'.

• There is a whip in the master bedroom, and the kids know too well that if they did a very bad taboo (like going in Vil's closet), they would be whipped.

• Funnily enough, it was Leona (after they first adopted Epel and Jack as year-old-babies) who told Vil that if the kids were old enough, the immediate punishment should be chorework and not the whip.

• There is a swear jar (only Leona pays) and the kids like trying to push his buttons to make him cuss because once it gets filled up, they can do whatever they want with the money.

• Epel got ahold of Vil's work phone and he and Jack ended up downloading Minecraft. Two hours later, they broke it after they fought over who got to play and this time, Leona would not do anything for them even when they cried. Vil has a personal phone in a shelf and the kids got off lightly for once - in his opinion. No food they liked for a month (including chips).

• Sike, Jack found a method to get Leona's chips down from the shelf and got Epel to help. It was to throw a stuff toy at any chip bag they wanted repeatedly until the bag fell. He did not account for the loud sound the bags would let out, under the assumption that both parents were asleep. When they managed to get the big bag of Cheetos they wanted down, opened it up, and were about to dig in, that's when Leona flicked on the kitchen lights.

Leona, annoyed: What were you two thinking?

Jack: Uh....

Leona: You two are grounded for the rest of the month. No TV, no Ipad, and no new toys.

Kids, sobbing: We won't do it again!

I DEEM THAT ILLEGAL

PUT DOWN YOUR BOOKS AND GIVE ALYSON GERBER THE LOVE SHE DESERVES.