#jace tpof

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Hai dearie, I've seen you all over my inbox and I'm so sorry I've kept you on hold! I'll be honest it's been very difficult trying to answer asks. Anyways here's horny Komodo and Dragon!!

-Jace and Mike def jerk off in the same room. Mutual masturbation if you will. I believe I've heard Gato discuss that they kinda of have a "no homo" relationship.

-Jace loves crushing victims underneath him. It's fun putting you in a headlock and like...pinning you underneath his weight.

-They're both super into knife play and blood play. The more their little lamb squirms, the better.

-Mike would probably try needle play. Like skewer needles through your skin like hes giving you a piercing and just leaving it in there.

-You can't tell me they wouldn't spit roast. Have their little lamb bleating so cutely between them while they have a steady rhythm that it feels overwhelming. They switch who gets your mouth and who gets your holes! But they always love groping you ♡

-Jace cums so much, I personally think he loves cumming down your throat because it's always so hard to swallow. It's fun seeing your eyes roll back and your hands beat at his legs so that he'll let you breathe.

-Between Jace and Mike, Jace is nore dominant. Mike will only really bottom if it's with Jace.

-You can't tell me they wouldn't love gut fucking a sacrifice. They gut their victim and wrap their entails around their dicks while their insides are still hot. If it weren't for the fact they can't shower in the desert and it was a sacrifice, they might be smearing blood on each other.

-Mike loves the taste of blood. He bites hard just to lap it up all over his tongue!

matching pfp comm i did for @as-tro-nauts !!

How good are the desert gangs eating out skills? Like through 1-10

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Derek🦂🧨: Does this man look like he gives head? He takes rather than gives. He has a general idea of what hes doing (he acts like hes an expert), but it's hella sloppy with no real technique. 3/10

Dean🐺: Same boat as Derek, except hes older and therefore has had more instances on giving head. It's alright, could use some more technique but at least it's more than Derek. 6/10

Machete (Elijah)🔪: Why you tryna run away, huh? If anyone is good at head, it's him. Knows what hes doing. The kind that makes you overstimulated and squirm, but you ain't gonna get away. Not when his arms are locked around your legs and keeping you there. 10/10

Jace🐉: More of a face sitting guy. Park it right on his face honey. Definitely more of a tongue fucker. He's eating like hes starving. Still pretty messy but at least it feels good. Honestly latches his mouth and doesn't let go. 8/10

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could we (me) mayhaps have some more btd agree headcannons? or maybe just komodo and dragon...or maybe both? (PLEASE (also i love your writing dude!! your doing gods work by fixing EPs characters))

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Hai there honey! Yes I'm chill like that lmao (there's a lot you don't know about me). I've also been a CG but I'm mostly a little. I'll try and make some more agere headcanons!!! Honestly I try and make EP's characters better. They have sk much potential they're just not written well...

- Komodo and Dragon cuddle pile whenever you're stressed ♡♡♡♡

- Cain loves having tea parties with you!! He always breaks out the fancy China and dresses up for his little dove.

- Mike has a hard time saying no to you, Jace always has to be the one who puts his foot down. But even Jace can't say no to that cute face now and again

- Sano always buys you such luxurious toys. The kind that are handcrafted and hand painted with attention to the finest of details. Even for something as simple as wooden blocks!

- Ren watches cartoons and cutesy movies with you!!! Fit with lots of popcorn of course

- Mike is always the go to for ripped teddies who need a little TLC ♡

- Sano loves playing doctor with his dollie, and will give your doll a little checkup to! He always kisses any bumps or scratches you get

- This is for my littles who use pacis. Sano HATES you using pacis (cause they can fuck up your teeth). At least CG's like Mike and Jace don't see a problem with it

- Ren, Cain, and Sano always get you the cutest clothes! Although Cain has more of a vintage taste than compared to Sano's and Ren's doll taste

btw i really love ur art!

So glad yall love my art ♡ I know i hardly do like properly drawn pieces but it makes me happy yall love the silly little doodles too

That being said here's na unorganized list of hcs

-Lawrence picks at his skin whenever he has to talk to people he's not close with (and im jot just talking like a "goodnorning" or a "thank you," I mean full on conversation). Chewing his lip, pulling at his hangnails, that sort of thing

-Farz smells like fries most of the time

-Mason use to have a slingshot when he was younger and is really good at skipping stones

-Mike and Jace met Dean while he was in the middle of kidnapping someone

-Akira owns a lot of novelty socks and stupid boxers (like cheeto ones or ones that say stupid stuff)

-Vincent's toothbrush is Hella chewed up. He hasn't changed it in at least two years

-Theres a photo album somewhere in the living room full of Derek's baby photos (which one of his stepmother would take out whenever he had a girl over when he was younger, as if she was the one who took the pictures)

-Farz's wallet has a picture of Sid (which Sid snuck in there for whatever reason)

-Akira's ringtone for the longest time was the beginning of Bottles Up by Treyz Song, and so all you'd hear is "WOAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS MR. STEAL YOUR GIRLLLLLL!!!" (His phone is never on silent)

-Jace once waxed his legs cause of a bet he lost with Mike (he screamed like, a LOT)

-Before dropping out, Derek once convinced a freshman he was someone leading rush week and managed to make him run up and down a clock tower's stairs until said freshman threw up and passed out

-Dean never looked more mortified in his life than the time he was at boot camp and they shaved him bald cause that's what they do (at least his hair grew back quick)

-Matt once tried pig wrangling at a fair thinking it wouldn't be hard. He got kicked in the face by said pig, lost, and had to spend the rest of the day walking around covered in mud

(also hai)

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Hai dearie! It's been awhile since I've opened asks and genuinely dont know how many Komodo and Dragon headcanons I can do before im either repeating stuff or contradicting myself, so let's do face claims!!!

Ngl Mike was kinda easy to find??? I HC as Asian or perhaps a mixed native, but I'm really leaning towards some sort of South Asian. Perhaps Vietnamese or Laosian?

Jace was a bit more difficult because let's be real, Pinterest hated my fat boys. I imagine in terms of body its a mixture of the two, cause he has a bit more belly than the first reference. Also his face is rounder than the first but the nose on the first is pretty accurate.