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Vibes.....

Enjoying this weather on the balcony accompanied by a Hangover from last night. 

(Aren't they going to launch you to over here in a capsule or something?)

Anyway... I am working on cultivating the garden patch in the front yard to start pumpkin farming. That's going to take until the harvest season. Winter will come and then spring. By that time I may have obtained a bit of land and property for myself in California where I will grow more pumpkins. Maybe a year later depending on the patience. We will see. But that's the plan.

We will be a famous pumpkin farm that sells haunted pumpkins for Jack-o-lanterns. It will be a special thing people will drive from all over to visit and buy our haunted pumpkins.

They will also enjoy our activities. Like the Once Scare Room.

Which will be a big room/long hall with an annual terror scare in it that people will walk into and flee out of one at a time after paying a modest fee.

That will be our life. We can have a restaurant there too maybe. With pumpkin haunted themed stuff.

What do you you think?

Can you traject your launch course to that future with me, my beloved love most maidenly amazing?

Pumpkin farmer in California.

(Don't worry, we will accommodate you if you need special help for the Once Scare Special.)

Not a traditional haunted house. A Once Scare Special. You will walk in looking, in anticipation, expecting... and then it will find you. It will be different each year. That is our promise.

You will leave the same way you came in!

Will you marry me for this too?

We will do stuff to make sure the pumpkins are all haunted. You will be able to go on the tour and also buy the educational video as well as many other goods and novelties from our gift shop open to all ages.

You can name the operation for us. That's fine. I trust your maidenly judgment.

Would you like to enroll in our distance learning conventional magic course?

If we can't hire someone to be our scare person, I will do it each year myself.

There will be a light indicator. When they enter they will press the button and it will turn red. When they flee screaming, the light will still be red. It will turn green again when the next person is ready. .

Ideally it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes, 10 tops. $25 or the coupon that goes to the local elementary schools.