Jan 9, 2020
ok but imagine drunk joe dancing up on you while you are trying so hard not to laugh but end up just giggling and blushing i’m sorry goodbye
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ok but imagine drunk joe dancing up on you while you are trying so hard not to laugh but end up just giggling and blushing i’m sorry goodbye
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ok i can’t stop imagining dad!joe sending you selfies with this face while you are at work but in the background your kids are sprawled out asleep on the couch and he captions it “i told you i’d be fine alone with all three” and he’s so proud of himself
Okay but joe being smothered by all those kids and your heart is screaming at you to tell him you want a baby because he’ll be the best dad in the world and he sees you watching him with nothing but love in your eyes and after comes over to you like ‘what’re you thinking about, bub?’ And you just smile at him shyly before saying ‘I want a baby’ and he’s like ‘maybe I can take one of these with us I don’t think anyone will notice’ and you giggle before saying ‘I want your baby. Our baby.’ 🥺
ok so i’ve had this in my inbox for a while and i forgot but i’ve been thinking about dad!joe recently and i’m soft
i can imagine you and joe would have been joking around for a while about having a baby, teasing each other when you see a baby in public. you always pretend you’re not ready, but when you see him with all his nieces and nephews climbing all over him, you know exactly what you want.
thinking about how you and joe would have sing offs in the car until you’re both screaming at the top of your lungs 🥺
I must be in the minority here but Joe with the mustache isn't doing it for me lol the scruff I LOVE but just the mustache? no, he reminds me of a teacher I had in HS lmao
i honestly feel like everyone is split down the middle on this! on the post i’m seeing just as much mustache dislike as mustache love so i really cannot tell.
the scruff is infinitely better but i do have a little soft spot for the mustache purely becuz i can’t stop thinking about joe coming out of the bathroom and showing you and you just burst out into uncontrollable laughter. he’s tries to act all upset that you are laughing at his mustache but he can’t hide the grin that he gets when you laugh like that
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joe mazzello being your dumb boyfriend h/cs
dad jokes 24/7
he secretly loves it when you hide your laughter by rolling your eyes and slightly shaking your head
pretends he doesn’t know who you are when out in public
then proceeds to flirt with you until you’re a giggling mess
exaggerated hand-swinging when strolling and holding hands
makes fun of you for crying at a tv show
but when you turn your head he’s actually wiping a tear
gets defensive when you make fun of him back
sees any instrument, tries to serenade you
forces you to watch a movie he really wants to watch then falls asleep half an hour into it
“y/n can you pick up mcdonalds on the way over?”
“joe there isn’t a mcdonalds on the journey”
“that’s not what i asked”
singing at the top of your lungs in the car to all genres of music
cuddles like he’s never letting go
and doesn’t let you leave the bed in the morning
pulls faces at you from across the room as soon as he catches you looking at him
get home to him setting up something in the living room
“hey honey, here can you film this?” barely even looking up from his next ‘masterpiece’ (as he calls it)
acts like the world is ending when you tell him even the slightest bad news
gets very very excited about sports and somehow he roped you in so you’re both screaming and shouting at the tv
types out something on his phone, then snort laughs to himself
is the absolute sweetest to any children, making silly faces and voices to get them to laugh
“joe i hate you”
“no you don’t”
is always trying to show you memes
subconsciously fidgets with your fingers during cuddles
tries his hardest to make you laugh and can’t help but grin like an idiot when you finally give in
ok but dad!joe on easter morning hiding eggs around for your kids to do an easter egg hunt and then you watch them running around the garden together and he’s helping your youngest find some of the eggs but he pretends he doesn’t know where they are because “they just appeared overnight, it must have been the easter bunny!”
i cant wait to see joe with like 7 children. i speak that into existence
oh don’t even i’ve already had a little cry about dad!joe today i’m not sure i can handle any more
one of my fav things to imagine is joe trying to control his gaggle of kids and failing miserably as they run and giggle around him. he has a little scruffy beard, his hair’s just a huge mess, and he just has an exasperated look in his eyes. eventually he gives up on trying to get them in order so his eyes light up and a grin appears on his face as he turns into the tickle monster and starts to chase them around the garden as they squeal with laughter