#izzy feldermere

RULES 1. PICK ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS 2. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE THE MUSE. 3. TAG PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME: go for it my dudes

I’m gonna do my gnome bard, Izzy. She’s a Problem please enjoy.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Izzy Feldermere, at your service.

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Izzy. *pause.* Seriously.

*long, exasperated sigh*

Isolys. Isolys Nissa Welbi Songweaver Feldermere. But you call me Izzy, or you die.

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

I don’t know. I always figured Mom and Dad had so many kids they ran out of all the decent names before they got to me. Plus, gnomes have this weird thing about giving their kids five hundred pointless names.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

Sadly, single at the moment. Which is probably great news for the ladies out there. *exaggerated wink*

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

I’m a well-trained and powerful bard. I can kill a man with my violin and insult spiders to death, it’s pretty great.

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE.

I think one of my sisters in law is actually named that. She has like 12 kids of her own so no thanks.

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

Green, of course.

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Are you blind? Bright gods-damned orange.

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

Hoooooo boy, do I ever. Far too many for even me to keep track of.

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

I think we accidentally adopted a horse named Chad. Although he’s Solarys’ pet more than anyone’s.

11. NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

Those fucking frat boy bards. You know the ones. Gods’ gift to music and stage, but all they can do is play Wonderwall on four different instruments and doublefist fire whiskey. Ugh.

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

I mean. Besides music and acting? I do write on the side. I’m quite the poet, if I do say so myself. I also do quite enjoy um…. Appreciating the female form.

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

Yes. It’s an occupational hazard, I’m afraid.

14. EVER…KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

Let me tell you about the time I killed the great lich, Veloss Vel’Honor. *tells mostly exaggerated story about rage killing a ghost while under the influence of his song spell; spends too much time describing Arusha’s skin glistening with battle sweat and blood*

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

A… Gnome? What?

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

I don’t have any bad habits. At all.

*picks at fingernails*

Although Arusha will tell you I don’t pay enough attention to things and it nearly gets me killed a lot. Um. And drink too much sometimes.

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

I’m a gnome. I look up to almost everyone.

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

Really gay. Definitely, completely, all about the ladies.

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

Well, I did attend the most prestigious bard’s college in all of Yorlann.

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?

I guess. If I found the right girl, and got bored of the traveling bard life. I’d have to convince a girl to stick around though. *Laughs. But like, that sad self-deprecating laugh.*

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

I have adoring fans all across the country side. Maybe a few are. A little too adoring.

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

Running out of inspiration, I guess. Not that it’ll happen. *Laughs*

*Picks at the hem of her shirt* Also maybe dying alone. A little. But like everyone’s afraid of that, right? That’s not unusual.

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

Lots of pink. Also this. *gestures to scarf*

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

*Stares wistfully off in the distance* You see, there’s this cleric…

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

I got piss drunk at a tavern a couple months ago. Woke up in a pool of my own piss, with tits drawn all over my face. Thanks, Wine.

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

Why.

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

I don’t believe in the class system? Capitalism is cancer.

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Quite a few, I like to think. I have my traveling companions – they’re great, you know? And I keep in contact with a few folks at the college.

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

I’m more of a cake person.

30. FAVORITE DRINK?

I like a good mead.

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?

On a good, acoustically sound stage. Or just… By the campfire with my friends. Playing and singing and telling stories. That’s… Great. Yeah.

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

Yeah. But like… I don’t think she returns the sentiment. I mean it’s been five years, how long can someone flirt with you before you get it?

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

I mean, I’d at least like you to buy me dinner first.

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

Neither. I’m not a water person.

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Tall. Muscular. Gorgeous. Sweet. Amazing ass. Incredible smile. *sighs*

36. ANY FETISHES?

… No comment.

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

I mean, I’m pretty versatile. It’s a little awkward for smallfolk like me to top sometimes, but it’s doable. And I’ve never played with dom/sub stuff but, I’m open to suggestion. *winks*

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?

Inside, please. Outside has too many bugs. And raccoons. And ghosts.

39. ARE YOU WANTING THIS QUIZ TO END?

Not really. I do enjoy talking about myself. And spending time with lovely ladies like you.

Wait, how tall are you again?

Stella + Amity: Ok listen. How dare you alert me to the fact that these two would work well together, in any relationship. Platonic? Romantic? Like is it super weird to ship two characters I play together? Because I do. 

Just. They’ve both been alone, for a long time. They’ve both done probably questionable things to survive. They both have a little trouble letting someone in, but cling to their found families with all they have. They might be a little at odds at first, because Amity’s put off by the bubbly Goth Warlock Barbie whose bird won’t stop perching on their horns, and Stella would probably get a sick sense of joy from annoying the grumpy tiefling on purpose, but that wouldn’t last too long. 

Once they do get along, and once their closer, romantically or otherwise, they’d probably just both be someone to lean on. Someone who would listen, but wouldn’t demand words. Someone to take care of the other, even if that means leaving them alone for a bit. God I could keep writing but I have a lot more to say so I’ll move on for now.

Stella vs Dahlia: That is, Lieutenant Dahlia Zinthras, one armed bamf of an NPC from my campaign, where Tu’an lives (for those reading along). I love Stella. I really do. But Dahlia would destroy her. And Stella would be grateful.

Amity + anybody: (edit: i misread this at first i’m so tired) Amity is pan, so a partner of any gender could attract them. (they have a preference for women and other nb folks tho) To actually dedicate themselves to someone would take... time, and a little effort on their love interest’s part, but it’s not impossible. They need to feel supported but not smothered, and need to know their partner is all in, just as much as they are. They could be the most loving person, and could find comfort in a healthy relationship. They haven’t really... Had one yet. Oops.

Izzy or Khufala: (a half-orc druid-shapeshifter, also from my campaign.) Oh geez. These are both my daughters from my own brain, but I’ve known Izzy longer. So I guess I pick her?

Gloria or Dahlia: Ok I literally can’t choose between my NPC daughters, i’m sorry. 

Hm. This one’s actually pretty hard. 

See, I want to say Amity, because gun, and a tiny squishy gnome bard isn’t the best against a gun. But Izzy’s clever, and quick, and a caster on top of that, and Amity doesn’t tend to draw their gun on anyone they don’t have a real quarrel with (or, who they aren’t paid to shoot oops). But, also, Izzy could very easily make quarrel with Amity. The little shit.