#izubara

Harumiki: Haru could understand the manual perfectly, and Miki is (as an oni) incredibly strong. They should be the perfect team. But☝ Haru is a loser and Miki has anger issues. So what really happens is: Haru knows they are supposed to use screw B now, except he dropped screw B 0.2 seconds after opening the package. Miki is about to take a baseball bat to their new shelf.

Izubara: Hatanaka tries to show off, saying "it's very straightforward, I don't even need the instruction manual". And he fucks up. Big time. Ibara (who still thinks he's the coolest person ever) sits down to help him and together they succeed. Of course, they have some trouble caused by the 4 children in their house, but it all works out in the end.

Gakutai (Ranmaru x Douman, not sure of the shipname): a snowball's chance in hell. Absolutely impossible. They are the one (1) ship I absolutely can not see even being in a situation where they would be faced with IKEA furniture, but if they were, they would fail. Epicly. Like, sitting around the eldritch abomination of a table they just created, getting drunk off cheap beer. (Both of them would have better chances working alone.)

Takayama: They can do it. Akira is used to working with 2D diagrams of 3D things (because of medical textbooks) and Makoto is great at following orders. Together, they are basically the perfect team for this (especially considering Akira's oni strenght). That is, of course if neither of them get called into work halfway through, and Akira doesn't start wondering what would happen if they did it differently (cue eldritch abomination).

Seidou (Seimei x Douman, not sure of the ship name): (Let's assume Heian era Japan had access to an IKEA.) Seimei decides that sitting back and watching Douman get progressively more pissed off is more fun than owning a new bookshelf (plus he already knows that they are bound to fail). Meanwhile Douman is cursing every person ever involved with the manual, IKEA or Sweden in general.

Ibara acts like a saint around others but is (Not So) Secretly a Slut for izuku

She loves having her ass pounded hard and her pussy pounded hard

Ibara has forgone underwear so she can have her holes filled by Izuku at anytime

Ibara is an exhibitionist

They love fucking in public areas like a classroom, especially at the risk of being discovered

They love fucking in uniform

Ibara wears an anal plug and a collar in a choker style

Ibara wears a slutty cheerleader outfit that Izuku fucks her hard in

Ibara has a tramp stamp that says: Izuku's property

Ibara is a masochist and into BDSM

They've fucked in the showers before

IzuBara: Team green hair.  I like these two together.  A girl whose all about punishing sinners, and a guy people have got to be concerned is a masochist with how often he hurts himself.  I’m kidding about that last bit, but I do think there could be some fun dynamics between them.  Even thought I much prefer them shipped with others.

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

IzuSetsu: Team…also green hair.  But I like them better.  I’m sure I mentioned it elsewhere, but I really like the idea of Izuku being perused by someone aggressively.  Not in a crazy way, but in a “blatantly flirt with you till you’re goo” way.  That’s Setsuna to me.  Izuku is already a fairly passive/shy person; so shipping him with someone that’ll be anything but passive is a huge boon.

“Get out of my way Weed Hair,” Kacchan snaps, trying to force his way past Shiozaki. 

“No,” she says, wrapping a vine around Kacchan’s waist in warning. They’ve both seen her throw or bind people doing that. “I told you to go away.”

“I need to...”

“I don’t care,” she interrupts. “We’re trying to have a date, go away.”

“I...!”