dont you hate it when you break up with your boyfriend and then he moves schools and you both cut contact and then the next time you see him he dies a very gruesome death that was supposed to either happen to him or you and also your family just went bankrupt or something because of the guy who killed your ex boyfriend and his evil gang and so you have to move back to oklahoma into your dead grandpas old house and then when you’re in oklahoma you meet a girl and you guys start dating and months after everything your ex boyfriend randomly shows up on your doorstep bleeding out and you take him in and call his brother who also happens to be a god and also happens to be kinda the reason he died and his brother starts healing him and then you have to explain all your lore to your girlfriend because you were having a sleepover when your ex showed up and after your ex gets bandaged and stops bleeding like a fountain you have to move him into your bed instead of the coffee table he was laying on because your house is kinda small and you dont have a spare room and theres no way you could explain to your dad why your ex dead ex boyfriend is sleeping on the coffee table but the bed in your room is small so now you’re sleeping pretty close to your ex who might die if he coughs too hard?
