Feb 16, 2016
While cleaning the chicken coop I decided to harass the male turkey we have on the property #iworkatazoo #turkey #gobblegobble #farmwork
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While cleaning the chicken coop I decided to harass the male turkey we have on the property #iworkatazoo #turkey #gobblegobble #farmwork
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Camper: "My shirt is too long!"
Me: "I know, and it's the smallest size we have! But after you get home and wash it, you can wear it as a nightshirt and even grow into it."
Camper: "I'm only nine years old!"
Now We Sing "The Circle of Life"
Today's little camper was fairly unenthusiastic about, well, everything. In particular, she flat-out refused to touch any of the stingray food (a mix of capelin, mackerel, shrimp, squid, and clam). At first, she said, "It's too gross!"
When I tried to get her to participate a second time (15 minutes later), she said, "No. I feel bad for them because they died."
Same Difference?
Visitor: "So how long does it last?"
Me: *not understanding* "I'm sorry?"
Visitor: "Like how long does it live?"
Me: "The stingrays?"
Visitor: "Yeah."
Me: *understanding dawning* "Ohhh. Upwards of fifteen years."
Child Persuasion
Child: "Mommy, draw something."
Mom: "No thank you."
Child: "Why?"
Mom: "Because I don't want to."
Child: "Yes, you do!!!"
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"You can't go to the zoo and not expect to walk."
-A mother to the rest of her family
Have Nuts, Will Travel
My co-worker and I have had a running joke for a few weeks involving a coconut. He has one that he used as a prop for a tour, and he keeps trying to get rid of it by putting it on the table in our office. And I keep putting it back on his desk (without telling him) because I get tired of it rolling around, and no one wants an old coconut.
Yesterday I got all the way to my car in the parking lot, unlock the door, and toss my backpack inside. I get in the car, turn on the engine and A/C, and realize I don't have my sunglasses. So I start digging through my backpack to find them, but what is that, there, under a notebook?
A COCONUT!!! A coconut now marked in red Sharpie: "Property of [my initials]."
And then I laughed out loud, in my car, all by myself, like a crazy person. Well played, sir. Well played. I never did find my sunglasses.
Privacy Please! And Maybe Some Hand Sanitizer
A co-worker (who is in his early 70s) was using the restroom in our building, in the handicapped stall. While in there, his radio (which we're required to carry) went off.
A group of boy campers was also in the restroom. One said, "What is that??"
Another said, "Who is in there?"
And a third decided to investigate. He got down on his hands and knees (yes, ON the bathroom floor!), crawled under the stall door, and peeked at my co-worker. "Oh, it's just some old man," he pronounced and crawled back out.