#iwilldielaughing

You know when you talk to a hot person and their really up themselves but you're like well if i was that hot I would be as well. But sometimes I talk to someone and their sooooo self absorbed and i'm like why nobody likes you at all

i'll be totally honest, I'm excited about moving out but not because I'm like 'aw yeah man I can do what i want, i can 2 minute noodles EVERY NIGHT' but because i get to buy myself a dog or 12 

when i get new underwear I will change them everyday so I can test all of them, but then when i'm over the novelty i will legit where the same pair of underwear for like three weeks

Do you know what I hate? Fucking electrical appliances that just keep fucking beeping every 5 minutes until you do something about it. Like, yes. I understand my washing is done now please shut the fuck up and let me finish watching season 3 of Duck Dynasty. Is that too much to fucking ask?! 

u dont know what ur missing if u arent in the christian.

so today i looked at an open cupboard and said 'I didn't know we had a cupboard there' and dad was like 'you're a teenager, you aren't expected to have spacial awareness' and i got like offended and i was like 'what do you mean of course we do' and then I ran into a door.  this is why i hate myself