เผบโกเผป thinking ab katsukiโs titsโฆ
it's bulking season, and you'd been ignoring your husband all day because of it.
it started early when katsuki got back from his morning run. he was breathing heavy, sweat lining his forehead, blonde hair all disheveled.
"babe. shower with me?" he tells more than asks. usually you were always down. but for whatever reason you remain swaddled under the blankets, not even opening your eyes to look at him. he raises an eyebrow, but just assumes you're tired today and leaves you be.
but his suspicion grows when he hands you your usual coffee just the way you like it and go out of your way to decline. honestly it wounded his pride considering the fact he spent years perfecting it.
katsuki even tries to brush it off when he gets back from the gym and you don't even spare him a second glance despite the fact that his muscles are literally bulging out of his tank and any other day you would've been drooling and pouncing on him like a cat in heat.
but his final straw is when you're lounging around and he brings you dinner; a mouth watering plate that would've made anyone's stomach within a five mile radius start rumbling. you especially. you were in love with his cooking. but tonight?
you just glance at the food, then his chest with a frown before looking away with an irritated huff.
"okay, seriouslyโwhat the hell is going on with you?! you've been blowing me off all fucking day and i havenโt done shit!" he shouts, scowling down at you from where you're sprawled across the couch. he hates yelling at you like this, but god. he just doesn't understand why you're acting this way!
his hollering only makes you more upset, considering the fact that all you can focus on is the way his chest bounces with every reverberating noise.
he scoffs. "seriously?!! you're not even looking me in the eyes!!!"
you finally glance up at, meeting his gaze with the fattest pout. for what feels like forever you're just staring before you cross your arms, look away, and mumble under your breath. "'s not fair..."
katsuki blinks, caught off guard. his anger falters a bit, instead replaced by confusion. he's quick to respond. "what's not fair, huh? talk to me."
your teeth catch your lip, not wanting to say it. but you know he's far too stubborn, and he's not letting this go until you explain. before you can hesitate too long he encourages, "cmon. i've heard everything just-"
"your tits are bigger then mine." you blurt out, cutting him off.
the silence that rings out is deafening.
then a whispered, dumbfounded, "...what?"
"i said, your tits are bigger than mine. it's not fair." you grumble while sinking further into the couch cushions. you look like a puppy that'd been denied their favorite treat. it's both adorable and confusing the hell out of him.
he just stares, completely astonished. but it's not long before a scowl forms on his face. his arms cross as he barks,
"i do not have fucking 'tits', y/n. what the hell are you on about?" he retorts, sounding wayyy too defensive.
you merely roll your eyes, rising to your feet to stand before him. "yes, you do!" you grunt, reaching out. your hand lands on his chest and with no shame whatsoever, you squeeze and yell โlook!!โ
katsuki's jaw falls open, staring at you like you'd grown a second head.
and before he can even attempt to argue your other hand is on him as well, palming and kneading the plush together while you gush and mumble things like-
"this is at least a B cup."
"how the hell are you bigger than me?? thatโs physically impossible!!โ you whine, groping until he has to pry your grippy hands off of him and interrupt.
"okay, okay, calm down..."
"i'll calm down when my titties are bigger than your stupid manboobs!!" you shout, causing his eyes to widen in disbelief. not just at you, but at the fact this was what you'd been so pissy about all day.
it's ridiculous. "you're ridiculous." he mumbles, shaking his head. and you swear you see the tiniest of smirks on his face.
your pout deepens at the sight of this. you're quick to react. "are you laughing, katsuki?! you think this is funny!?!!" you squeal, and he can't even be bothered to hide it anymore.
he nods, shoulders shaking as lets out a chuckle he'd been suppressing for a good minute now.
"katsss..!!" you whine, lightly hitting his chest only to get more irritated at the recoil that occurs afterwards.
"easy, woman." he snickers, waving your hand away dismissively.
ย ย ย "c'mere..." he murmurs, arms wrapping around you. one is around your back, the other cradling your head against his chest. you pout but reluctantly let him hold you anyway, face smushed against him.
ย ย his smirk has faded into a tiny, amused smile. his thumbs make reassuring circles on your skin as he speaks. "you know i don't care about that shit, right?" he asks, pressing a soft kiss to your temple.
ย ย you sigh, leaning into him despite yourself. "but i care, kats." you murmur, looking up at him like he's supposed to fix this. stop working out or something. he sighs, pulling you closer as he speaks.
ย ย "i know, i know. but im telling you, i don't give a damn." he states, not a hint of doubt in his voice.
you're still upset, but it's hard not to believe him like this. you hesitate, voice growing smaller as you ask. "you're sure? not just saying that cause you feel bad for me?"
he can't help the tiny chuckle that leaves his lips as he shakes his head. "fucking positive."
you let out a small huff, clearly still skeptical. but he's not having it.
he turns you around, arms snaking around your waist. he pulls you in until your back is pressed against his broad chest, enveloped by him completely. his head is buried in your neck, lips grazing your skin with every word he murmurs.
"i mean it." he begins, hand sliding up under your shirt. his thumb brushes the underside of your breast, just enough to make you shiver before cupping and groping at you. his large hand covers the mound completely, and he loves it. he gives an appreciative little squeeze as he continues. "fucking love these little things..."
ย ย "mmm..." you sigh as your eyes flutter shut,ย giving in and relaxing into his touch while he starts to kiss along your jawline.
ย ย you tilt your head to glance back, eyes meeting his as you mumble. "...prove it.โ
a/n: this is some bs iโm so sorry ๐ญ but iโm PISSED after seeing that new ep bc why is he huge get that man a bra rn
