#itsthebrooke

Trampled by Turtles-Wait So Long (by Justin Gustavison)

So..some dumbass (cough cough Brooke) I was talking to said...I was listening to this band called Piebald...I said..whoaaaa..what? Piebald? wtf

Then this mother fucker said...then I was listening to Austin Lucas..I said STOP!! So I listed to that hipster Austin Lucas and I liked it..it's bluegrassy.

So I said "hey..dumbass, I like this, You like Trampled by Turtles...right?"

The dumbass knows Piefuckingbald and Austin "I wear pitchouli" Lucas but not the GD turtles???

WTF??

BROOKE??

Her, "I assume he still fucks his wife, maybe she uses a strap on with him also?"

Me, "Is he gonna keep it?"