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2. Cooking headcanon for Hanzo

Hanzo, while he was totally a rich bitch growing up, knows how to cook and does it very well. 

Growing up he sometimes snuck off to the kitchens to hide from his tutors until the Elders really stepped in and put a stop to that. Some of his rare indulgences was not to sneak out to the bars and clubs like Genji, but to go to the more dignified places like the nice restaurants for their business deals. At first the cooks were nervous to have someone else in there that wasn’t a cook or chef but he only sits in the corner and observes without saying much. 

On the run, he finds kitchens to be the best places to hide out. It’s loud and full of action and people are always moving so that if he slips out the back, they might not necessarily notice right away. Even if they did they can’t necessarily stop service for him so it gives him more of a head-start if he’s really running. 

After joining Overwatch, Hanzo is perturbed that everyone is still eating take-out and MRE’s. He drags a few people with him to the grocery and whips up a huge meal for them. It turns into a team bonding thing. Every night he chooses different assistants and together they make dinner until he gets everyone in the Watchpoint up to being able to cook. 

If he spends more time with others like a certain cowboy…well, perhaps he just needed more “tutoring” ;)

17. Soft spot headcanon for Hanzo

Along the jaw and neck and behind his ears. 

It takes him a while to trust anyone enough to trust anyone near his throat…he didn’t want to appear submissive or give anyone that opening to hurt him but when someone presses their kiss to his jaw and chin and along his throat he just melts. 

After he gets his undercut he finds the joys of hair-petting. Everyone insists on touching his hair and…oh that feels so nice. And when someone stratches their fingers through his hair? Even better!

But someone runs their fingers through his hair and press gently behind his hear he almost goes boneless. McCree and Hana joke that it’s like tonic immobility in sharks and his hair wings had originally been there to protect Hanzo’s weakest spots. During movie nights they try to sneak in touches. Hanzo only puts up a token effort because he’s a fast convert of the hair-petting idea and if they end up pressing in the sensitive spots behind his ear just to see him go limp…so be it. 

18. Favorite possession headcanon for Hanzo

Related to the cooking headcanon, Hanzo carries around a little soup spoon memento. He had stolen it from the first restaurant he worked in and it had a little green dragon on it. It reminded him so much of Genji but when he went to put it on the shrine as an offering he couldn’t bring himself to part with it. 

After so long it’s worn down and cracked and he hardly lets McCree look at it much less touch it or go within five feet of it. Genji, in true standard fashion, breaks it and Hanzo is devastated. Even though he has his brother back, the spoon still meant a lot to him. 

same! somehow though, I don’t mind ‘come’…it just sounds classier??

Exactly. I can’t help it, to me ‘cum’ is about on the same level as ‘schlong’ or ‘donger’. Both are perfectly valid synonyms for a dick, and yet you wouldn’t use either in an erotic scene.[1]

I’m pretty sure the majority of the populace doesn’t have such qualms, though. Which is why I suffer a lot when reading fanfics.

ikr?? her eye is mostly eyeliner like come on she looks so cartoony compared to how nicely rendered mccree is

can we appreciate his little scruffy bits on the side of his beard?? So cute???

WE ABSOLUTELY CAN

For the obscure asks? 

13. Talk about an AU or story you came up with

I feel like this is a trap and I should talk about Honored Spirits. (I’m still reeling from that art with Soba. I’m serious.)

Honored Spirits actually was a silly idea I had on tumblr that was based on a conversation with my mom about culture shock. For example, this year I learned about a candy called Irish Potatoes? Even though I’ve been in this area for about eight years?

So I wondered…what would it be like for someone that had been around longer (like the dragons) trying to figure out what these weird people were doing? Sometimes when I asked questions a lot of people thought it was cute so I thought…imagine these tiny little dragons running around asking about jokes and idioms and games. What would they look like? How cute would they seem asking questions? Their sense of…propriety would certainly be different. 

Then I visited my friend’s house and got to play with her lizards. She had recently gotten a second iguana and seeing the two of them moving, everything kind of fell into place. 

15. Do you prefer space or the ocean?

Kind of both but for different reasons. Both are colorful and mysterious. 

I like the ocean because I’m used to it…it’s very quiet. (I just hate the beach). I like snorkeling and it’s something I miss…the shore isn’t very close to where I live unfortunately. 

I like space because it somehow feels like there is a whole lot more out there. Perhaps because it is infinite. I love the colors and I love looking at pictures of the galaxy. Looking up at the sky it feels like a way to escape the world.

18. What animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?

To be honest, what wouldn’t I keep? Although…I wouldn’t necessarily get them as pets, I’d go for more of a rescue type of thing. Big dream that I’m currently doing nothing about because I suck. 

i need a picture of justin's facial hair omg

AFGAGHAGHJHS I love this <3

Mothzo: oh no he’s hot