AYYO NIGGA BITCH!
Omg I'm kidding!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKANKASAUROUS!
You're getting old, love mom.
Again I'm kidding. (Not about being old but about the love part, why would I love you? You're so spoiled omg)
I'm the worst mom ever, I don't know why your father puts up with me.
Actually I know exactly why ;)
Wowowowowow.
I need Jesus.
Okay I should get to the serious part, right?
Naaah not quite yet.
Do you remember that one time that we were in a huge ass need for Jesus but he wouldn't answer the phone? Smh it's okay I got a good parking space in hell ja feel meh?
OKay okay okay okay now to the serious stuff.
You're my best friend, honestly I don't know what I would do without you in my life. You have been here since we met over a year ago and you helped me through so many tough times it's hard to count. When I get sad and hurt you're always there to help me through just like a sister should and always does. We have had so many ups and downs and good times and bad but in all of them we have become closer and closer and I'm so proud and honored to be able to call you my best friend. So, I'm not only saying 'happy birthday' as your best friend but as your mother wut. I'm kidding .-. You're an amazing sister to me and i love you to pieces ( unless they're reccess bc those mofos are mine). So happy birthday, dearie. And don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street, always eat your vegetables, don't drink and drive, use condoms, ummmm always tie your nemesis' shoelaces together so they fall on their nose.
So again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIATCH!
I loves chu like a Mexican loves a taco o:
-Pie
