#hackedyourass

Omg I'm kidding! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKANKASAUROUS! 

You're getting old, love mom. 

Again I'm kidding. (Not about being old but about the love part, why would I love you? You're so spoiled omg) 

I'm the worst mom ever, I don't know why your father puts up with me. 

Actually I know exactly why ;) 

Wowowowowow.

I need Jesus. 

Okay I should get to the serious part, right? 

Naaah not quite yet. 

Do you remember that one time that we were in a huge ass need for Jesus but he wouldn't answer the phone? Smh it's okay I got a good parking space in hell ja feel meh? 

OKay okay okay okay now to the serious stuff.

You're my best friend, honestly I don't know what I would do without you in my life. You have been here since we met over a year ago and you helped me through so many tough times it's hard to count. When I get sad and hurt you're always there to help me through just like a sister should and always does. We have had so many ups and downs and good times and bad but in all of them we have become closer and closer and I'm so proud and honored to be able to call you my best friend. So, I'm not only saying 'happy birthday' as your best friend but as your mother wut. I'm kidding .-. You're an amazing sister to me and i love you to pieces ( unless they're reccess bc those mofos are mine). So happy birthday, dearie. And don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street, always eat your vegetables, don't drink and drive, use condoms, ummmm always tie your nemesis' shoelaces together so they fall on their nose. 

So again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIATCH! 

I loves chu like a Mexican loves a taco o: 

So I came on to deal with your anon so I'm gonna leave you a hack and be on my way. 

You're fucking amazing. You've been here for me through it all even when I didn't deserve it. Our past has been rocky. It's been hard but it's been great. You showed me what true friends are, even though we've fought. You've stayed my sister since the beginning and I can't thank you enough for that. You're the one that snaps me out of my bullshit, you're the one that talked me into fighting for what I wanted. You're an amazing friend and I really don't know what I'd do without you in my life. 

I love you, Nugget! 

Well you don't see what I see in you? 

Here goes then. 

We've been through hell. Satan and his henchmen ya feel?   Even through all that, all the bad, the good, the crazy, and the down right fucked up. You've still been the one that makes the bad go away. I see perfect. 'Cause when you're in love you don't see the flaws. The bad. It's non existent. 

You're amazing. You're perfect. 

You're adorable. You're sweet. 

You're sexy 'af when you turn into a cocky motherfucker okay. 

Oh and you're mine. 

I love you, to infinity and beyond.