#itshardtobeabeast

[Text: Do you like pizza?]

Tagging: @itshardtobeabeast, @starfirechan, @bestia-dentro, and @officer-grayson

Many times. Too many to count. He can enjoy it more than sex in a bedroom – the thrill of hiding and the risk of being caught makes it more fun. 

“Yikes!” Kurt was almost thrown against the wall at that smack. “Be careful with the tail!” When he finally turned around to see who it was his look turned to a playfully dark one. It’s on. 

“A literary collection of William Shakespeare's best works.” Kurt smiled, really hoping that his friend would like it.

Gar wasn't a fan of being poked and prodded by science people. He'd dealt with it before, and he'd explained time and time again that his abilities weren't genetic, his parents had injected him with something and that was why he was green, yadda yadda yadda. He typically ignored all research requests, but one had finally come in that caught his eye. Hank McCoy, a guy who was apparently also known as Beast. So, out of sheer curiosity, Gar went. He strolled into the lab with his hands in his pockets and looked around, whistling. This place was high techy-tech. Vic would've been jealous. Gar's eyes finally landed on the scientist himself, and he grinned. "Holy shit. You really are blue. That's so cool."

Steve was normally a very good cook. Since he had been forced to learn as such a young age, he was somewhat of a natural. But, even villains didn’t take off for the holidays. If anything, there seemed to be even more of them around. So, he’s unaware that he ends up falling asleep on the couch, and doesn’t even stir until someone is coming through his door, and the stove is on fire.

Thor almost choked on his drink. He wasn’t sure if he had heard correctly, shock clear on his features. He certainly wasn’t against the idea, but the phrase caught him off guard. Norns, even something like cock ring would have been less… surprising. “What… what did you just say?”