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You know that 5 bucks in quarters you have just sitting on your desk, or maybe that 5 bucks you have had in your wallet that you don't know what to spend on. Fear not, for I have done the research required to find you the deals for under 5 bucks, shit that you could definitely use; if you don't really NEED it! 1. Bacon Air Freshener This gem can be found on amazon, for the everyday price of $1.69. Forget wasting all that time cooking bacon in the morning when you could just wrap this bitch around your neck and smell it all day long! 2. Novelty Green Hand Grenade Butane Lighter Don't be leaving this lying around, swat will end up on your door step thinking your preparing to barricade yourself in! Head over to ebay, expect to pay $4.79. 3. Booby Bottle Opener Never leave home without this one, you'll be sorry if you do! This is also on ebay, for the low price of $3.89. 4. Mr. Bill Claymation Cartoon Character Remember this guy from SNL? Think of all the hilarity you could film with your Iphone and this character. He's only $3.99 too! Broken bong, broken pipe, anything like that you can fix it with JB weld. JB weld actually will fix damn near anything. This will seriously be the best 5 dollars you've ever spent.

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