#itiscalledcollege

I am currently working on completing my college degree. Because of this, the wait time on having your call returned is currently two months. If you are calling to ask me to do something for free, either in terms of musical performance, writing, or teaching, I will have to ask you to not call back. If you are calling to harass me about doing something not related to college coursework for you, you may try calling again on January 3. If you are a relative who is calling to complain about how you haven’t seen me in ages, please do not leave a message, I will see you on Christmas. Thanks, have a nice day.