I have invented a new nickname for myself for everyone to call me!! The nickname (which is also an acronym) is GOD, and it stands for “Goofball On Demand.” It really is the perfect nickname for me because it is soooooooo what I am - a really big goofball!! So yah, please go to your cell phone right now and change my name from Adam to GOD, that way we can be on the same page. Then in the future when you need help or advice or something you can hit me up with a text like, "Hey GOD, whatsup homie? I need some help today. Are you busy?" For the record, I'm really good at helping friends 😊 Or even better, if you’re a cutie patootie aka gorgeous babe aka supermodel, and you want to hang out, you can hit me up with a text such as, “Hey GOD, I need some quality time with you ASAP!!! 😉" And you got it, I'll be there for sure 😃 So yeah, those are just example, but my point is, from now on please call me by my new nickname ("GOD") all the time especially if you're a supermodel that wants to snuggle. I really appreciate it! Thanks! #GOD #GoofballOnDemand #SuperFriend #SuperHelper #SuperAdviceGiver #SuperSnuggler #SuperSupermodelSnuggler #SupermodelsAllLoveMe #iDontKnowWhyButTheyDo #ItIsABitOverwhelming #ThereAreSoManyOfThem #Ahhhhhhhh #WhatToDoQuestionExclamationQuestionExclamation #LikeLiterally #iAmOnlyOneMan #iCantPleaseThemAll #LordKnowsITryButItsNotPhysicallyPossible #AdamProblems #DontFeelSorryForMe #IllSurvive #iAmAGOD #WorldSnugglingChampion #StayingHumble #LordJesusPleaseDontStrikeMeDown #iAmAGoofbal
