Okay everybody here's the itinerary:
8:30am round up (i packed some crunchy snacks for lunch later)
9am arrive at The Zoo (gotta beat the crowd to the red panda enclosure)
9:02am-3:45pm commune with the red pandas (they can understand us)
3:45-4:00 gift shop (hand puppets and hefty plushies)
4:30 visit the police surplus store (know thy enemy)
5:00 visit the Intimate Treasures™ store directly across the street (for magic wands and comfier cuffs)
6:30 attend the new Waffle House's grand opening for dinner (cock tail attire)
8:00-11:30 hard cider + singalongs + captain sonar board game (i call dibs on radio operator)
11:30- eepy
















