#ithrewitontheground

Jellybean was the first to try our backyard crop of ground cherries. He liked it alright but decided it would go better with crackers. Share it to someone who likes to learn about weird fruit! #hamster #groundcherry #gooseberry #ithrewitontheground

Today's crime was committed by a more distinguished delinquent, but was a crime nonetheless. That's my dinner on the floor. Yes, I still ate it. #floorspice #sharingiscaring #ithrewitontheground #crimespree #Jefe #housepanther #MotherOfBlackCats #StayAtHomeCatMom https://www.instagram.com/p/COHUvIXpvUj/?igshid=1qcfh3uk66c42

If you ever have to choose between hiking in +30mph winds, getting lost and then having your hypothermic corpse eaten by a mountain lion...OR...assembling ANYTHING from Harbor Freight Tool store...Stab yourself in the eye with a rusty screwdriver and then go hiking. It would be a far less painful experience. Someone take away my "man card" before I punch a wall. #AnybodyGotSomeSpareBolts #whathaveIdone #WhenImNotHiking #Miserable #ThisWillAllEndInTears #ithrewitontheground (at Rio Rancho, New Mexico)

This shit has got me rolling! #doggiesays #fuckyocake #ithrewitontheground #whatyougonnadoaboutit #notasinglefuckgiven

Good thing my 2-year warranty expires next week! #iThrewItOnTheGround #iFail