#itgrace

In a car

Hi guys. Happy Tuesday. It is a pretty low-key day today. I just picked up, um, uh, a hobo on the way. *shows Goose in the back seat* Yeah.

Goose was in boarding. Hey, buddy. Oh yeah, lay on all the close that have been in the back of my car for months.

Goose was at boarding for a day and now I’m bringing her home, and just kind of getting shit done before heading back out on the road for the #NoFilterShow, the day after tomorrow. Wee-wee-weeoo.

At Grace’s house

This one’s worked up because- ow! No biting. I know, you’re so pumped because we just did the yoga challenge and we nailed it. So she is so excited about. You’ll see that video soon.

*wearing matching grey hoodies* This is our Hanz and Franz Halloween costumes as well.

At Grace’s house

Hello. Happy Wednesday everybody. I just washed my hair because Wendy is coming over to help me do my hair and makeup, even though I have makeup from a meeting earlier, to get ready for a Shoebox event tonight.

Shoebox is the company- branch off of Hallmark that makes comedy greeting cards. And they’re turning 29 so they’re throwing a birthday party at the Improv with a bunch of comedians. And there’s gonna be, like, beer pong and all kinds of stuff. So Wendy’s on her way over.

But this is how casual this Wednesday is going. Look at this little thing. *shows Goose lounging on the couch* Oh hi. Are you having a casual Wednesday too? Happy hump day, Goose.

Later at Grace’s house

Wendy: *trimming Chester’s beard*

Chester: I’m not trying to grow- *sees the camera* Hey.

Grace: Hey. How’s it goin’?

Chester: Getting a little beard trim.

Grace: Yeah. From the hair queen, Wendy J. Diaz. I know. From this angle you can’t see that you’re getting your beard shaved so it it just looks like you’re-

Wendy: I’m just, like, hanging out with him?

Grace: Well it looks like- You can hear the *makes beard trimming noises* and it looks like you’re just, like, cutting his face up.

Shoebox 29th birthday party montage ♫♫♫

In a car

Hi guys. Happy Thursday. We are getting ready to go to the airport. And one of the tasks that we have to do before we go to the airport to go to the Seattle and San Francisco #NoFilter shows is drop this thing off at doggie day care to see all your buddies. Are you excited? Look straight ahead if you’re excited. Close enough.

Traveling to Seattle montage ♫♫♫

In an airport

This is very Seattle. *shows a Starbucks getting cleaned*

In a hotel

Made it. What ti- what time is it? It’s, like, 10:30, 11 o’clock. Made it to my hotel in Seattle. Yaay! And all I gotta say is *shows leopard-print robes in the closet* damn, Seattle. *moves the camera back and forth between her face and the robes* Damn. AKA weird shit has happened in this room. Yeah.

In a hotel

Good morning and happy Friday everybody. Drinkin’ coffee, wearin’ my American flag shirt with the eagle on it. Could I be more relatable to so many different people right now?

It’s Friday and tonight we have our Seattle #NoFilterShow.

Bein’ relatable. Sorry, brain’s not functioning correctly ‘cause I’m to busy being relatable. So relatable. Goals AF.

In Hannah’s hotel room

Hannah: *typing on her laptop with her head hanging off the edge of the bed* This is like Mavis Beacon. Yeah! *sees the camera* No.

Grace: You just told me I should shoot more for Fridiary right now. This is what’s happening pre-#NoFilterShow.

Hannah: I discovered a new, cool, fun way to type.

Grace: *laughing* Yeah.

Hannah: Weee.

Grace: All the- all the blood rushes to your brain and so makes your hands more agile for typing.

Watching Hannah shoot a video in the hotel room

Hannah: And now that we’ve done the top of my head, my eyes, and my neck, we’re gonna talk about my pants. But not just my pants, what’s in my pants

In a hotel

Hey guys. So I am packing up to go to the venue right now. I’m gonna meet Hannah and Mamrie downstairs. And, um, I wanted to take a quick second to explain something.

I tweeted out earlier today, on Friday, that the release date of my book has been pushed forward to February 2nd, 2016. Yay yay yay! And I celebrate because it’s a really good thing.

The thing that has happened, that I really haven’t been able to really talk to you guys about too much, is that I‘ve been writing. Um, I guess first and foremost, I write my book. Uh, I wrote the last book and I’m writing this book, all of it.

Um, and so the stuff that I‘ve been writing for this book, I don’t... I’m- I’m- I’m not- I just- I’m like, ugh, on it. You know that feeling when you’re like, ugh. And so if I feel ugh, I don’t want to ask you to even, like, try and like it.

And so I am kind of refueling my brain and giving myself some more time to really make it the book that I wanna make it. Which is, you know- It has such amazing potential, and I have gotten re-inspired by some ideas for it. Um, and I think it’s gonna surprise a lot of you. Which is great. That’s the most fun, right?

So, um, so February 2nd. It’s still available for pre-sale. I know it’s weird to say that when the book’s not completely finished, but I’m working my brain off on it.

Um, and I’m- I’m so much more excited and- and way more relieved knowing there are- it- knowing that there’s now time to make it the thing that I want to make it, into the thing that I’m proud of. That I feel great saying to you guys, “I’m so proud of this, please, please make it part of your life too,” kind of thing.

Okay. Enough of that. Now it’s time to get to the venue and dress up like, um, an idiot and dance around.

In a cab

Mamrie: *singing* Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Now the father finds her beguiling, watch out C.C.

In the green room at the Seattle venue

Hannah: *riding around on her new knee scooter* Watch out world, I’ve got a plan!

Grace: Haa!

Diane: Hannah, there’s stairs!

Grace: *gasp* Ahh!

Sound check in Seattle

Grace: Yay. We’re sound checking. And Hannah’s not sound checking because she can’t get down the stairs. Yaaay.

Backstage just before the show starts

Crowd: *singing along* I want it that way. Ain’t nothin’ but a heart- *edit cut* Tell me why. I never want to hear-

Watching Mamrie from backstage

Watching Hannah from backstage

Flipping off the meet-and-greet line

Fans: *cheering*

Meeting one of the fans

Grace: This is Jeffery and he is the most amazing person. Look at- what?

Jeffery: *wearing a black and white striped jacket, teddy bear shoes, and holding a black fan*

Grace: How dare you?

Jeffery: Thanks for comin’ to Seattle, guys

After the Seattle show

We’re done our meet-and-greet for the Seattle #NoFilterShow. And look how empty it is. This was once so full of diarrhea jokes and laughter.

At the airport

♫♫♫ -dust. And another one gone, and another one gone. Another one bites the dust. Hey, I’m gonna get you too. Another one bites the dust ♫♫♫

Slo-mo pug walking through the airport ♫♫♫

Grace: We’re in love.

Mamrie: Hey, buddy.

Pug: *sniffs Mamrie’s shoes on the way by*

Grace: Aww.

Hannah: Oh my god.

Grace: He chose Mamrie! He chose Mamrie!

Mamrie: Oh my god

Pug: *slo-mo return to visit Mamrie*

Later in the airport

He’s comin’ back around. He’s comin’ back-

Slo-mo pug walking through the airport ♫♫♫

Flying to San Francisco ♫♫♫

Back to Grace

Well there you go. That’s everything that’s been happening this week. Currently I’m in San Francisco about to go to our #NoFilterShow tonight, which will be the last show of the #NoFilterShow tour. *burp* Excuse me. ... I don’t know.

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In a cab

Everyone but Grace: *singing* -everybody here wishin’. Sippin’ on Coke and rum. I’m like, and so what I’m drunk. It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby, ‘bout to have me some fun.

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