Dec 9, 2025
pisses me off so bad that I can’t be the real world stylist to fictional celebrity richie tozier from it
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pisses me off so bad that I can’t be the real world stylist to fictional celebrity richie tozier from it
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☕️ richie and eddie from IT at a suburban mall bc they're visiting richie's parents where do they go. And you can do this with any iteration of them
obviously my first thought was your college AU but then I was like it’s even funnier to imagine canon age reddie at the mall. they’re going to brookstone and richie is sitting in the massage chair and eddie is looking at the gizmos and little useless tech thingies and he actually wants the gizmos so bad. he saw some of those gizmos in wirecutter and he wants the gizmo. but he knows he has to play it cool or richie will make fun of him, which he obviously does because eddie is not very good at playing things cool. richie is agitating for build a bear but he doesn’t actually want to go he just wants to be annoying.
what is the special alchemical property of my brain that makes it so I cannot hold most trains of thought in my head for longer than five minutes but I can happily sit in vacant silence for forty five uninterrupted minutes of a subway ride and think about clothing brands I think would/should be worn by characters from the horrible it movies
richie from the it movies
where the hell did the it fanon characterization of eddie kaspbrak as a snazzy/expensive/stylish dresser come from? his canon fits that he wears in the movie are complete dogshit. relatedly, it’s really burdensome and difficult being the twitter menswear guy of it fandom but somebody does need to do it
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saw my fixation out in the wild and nearly exploded
throws a tulip at her