#it funny

Any of you watched dbza? Cause this is gonna be really hilarious if you’ve watched the dead zone movie

Anyways thinking at some point when Xiaoxing was small he got kidnapped by some random demons, but like they’re like dumb dumb and Wukong wasn’t around but Macaque was, but since he’d just had Xiaoxing he was pretty weak and couldn’t really stop the demons so they yoinked our boy xing xing.

What I’m getting to is the conversation between the kidnappers tho

Demon Leader: Where did you get a monkey toddler from…?

Goon #1: Oh yeah! From that tropical island surrounded by volcanoes

Demon Leader, staring at baby Xiaoxing:

Goon #1:

Demon Leader:

Demon Leader: Oh my god! YOU KIDNAPPED SUN WUKONG’S KID?! HOW?! HOW DID YOU STEAL THE MONKEY KING’S KID?!

Goon #2: Well, first, we beat up his mate…

Demon Leader: Oh my shit! We neED TO LEAVE—*explosions sounds in the background*

Oh how did you two met? “Well he tried to kill me and then I stopped him from committing suic!dh cause he accidentally shot his brother instead of me”

Oh did you guys then have crushes on each other? “No I had a crush on one of our friends and was pretty heartbroken when she rejected me and he had a thing for married women that was a nurse and when he got over her he had a Weird sorta crush on our other friends and then we started liking each other “

So you helped each other with your heartbreaks ? “Well kinda he tried convincing me to have a fling and I met a very nice girl unfortunately it didn’t work out”

Also consider the fact that everyone around them assumed their straight And then boom their kissing

Hey! I know you don’t want to hear from me anymore but it’s important you do to avoid harm to other people. I know it is not intentional but by posting about your poly relationship, you’re promoting cheating and unfaithful practices. If one partner is not enough, then they’re just not the one. Nobody should not need two or three or ten partners and you should not continue promoting this unhealthy lifestyle. It’s just leading to heartbreak, mental illness, and even health concerns. If you don’t want to listen to me, you should at least do your own research on it.

Wow…

You really cooked and served…

Absolutely nothing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like why the hell are you even telling me this?? Are you seriously trying to tell me that I’m promoting “uNhEaLtHy PrAcTiCeS” by posting about three OCs in a throuple to my VERY TINY AUDIENCE?? 😭😭

LITERALLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM BRO

Also, even if you do convince me that being in a poly relationship is unhealthy, even if any of my followers agree that it’s unhealthy

I DO NOT CARE

I’m sorry, I don’t care 😭😭 it’s not incest and it’s not pedophilia, it’s three consenting adults all deciding to date each other- who gives a fuck??

If people are in poly relationships and they’re not happy, then that’s NOT my fault (or any other poly artist’s fault) and that’s not what I’m promoting!

I have OCs who are criminals and keep it secret from their partners. I do NOT think that’s healthy at all and I do NOT support that for anyone in real life.