#issue.1.

Hello, In The Books readers. I am Roxxanne Reeves and this is a little slice of elegant ratchet is what is dubbed ‘Read by Roxx’. Yas honey, I’m gonna be bringing you piping hot tea.

Trust me this isn’t your typical gossip column. I won’t just be dishing out gossip or bashing a neighborhood thottie. I’ll be telling you a juicy story about people I’ve come across.

But there’s a twist!

I won’t reveal names, instead the people in these stories will become all new characters. Like the guys I date, you’ll have to work for this juice.

I hope you laughed because I worked hard on that pun, if you didn’t then:

BOO YOU WHORE!

Now that we’ve become acquainted, gather around my loves. I’ve got a story to tell.

Once upon a time there was a girl, who we’ll call Skin Diamond. SD was a lively little thing and was very friendly with the guys. She could commonly be found in “Baby Ealy’s presence, and I’m sure in a few other of U of W’s finest men. Do ya thang girl! Like Tupac, I ain’t mad at ya. Moving right along…..

SD found herself in the presence of ‘Suave’. Now you know for me to name him Suave , he must be great with the ladies. Word on the street is Suave puts it down! (yes, I dragged ‘down’ out. High five if you did too.) And trust me, its all facts baby. He’s ran through more girls than Usian ran through track tape. But let’s save his track record for another time and get back to SD.

So one day, SD and Suave are netflix & chilin’. But instead of netflix, they’re watching porn! (YAS BITCH!!! It was Pornhub & Chill af)

AS some pornstar is well, getting fucked like a pornstar, on tv, SD tells Suave some true freak shit. SD gazes at Suave and says “We might as well do that ourselves” and you can bet your bottom dollar that he had no objections. Yas, get in them cheeks baby boy! Girl, SD dropped to her knees in front of Suave and goes to work. Suave wasn’t eem fazed one bit. My mans grabbed the camera and got his Steven Spielberg on!

From there it was on…. after she topped him off, he returned the favor. (such a gentleman) Although, Suave is known for that kinky loving, you won’t find any Mimi/Niko scenes. The tape is a complete POV of oral sex from both parties and only two sexual positions. (BORING). They had nice angles though, during the missionary position, shawty held the camera. Suave held it as he hit her doggy style. After they wrapped it up, Suave kept the tape.

The End.

Now let’s see…. what did we learn kids?

ONE. Sextapes should be fun. If you’re gonna tape, put on you super hoe cape! TWO. Return the favor. THREE. Porn always leads to more porn. FOUR.Be a fun hoe.

Word of advice: If you make a tape make sure you keep it, baby. Unless you wanna be like Miss Nikki Baby……