Isonde: *Sighs heavily, slumping down in her seat*

Hirrus: Hm. *narrows eyes*

Me: Uh-oh.

Isonde: What are YOU looking at?

Hirrus: Hm.

Me: Uh. Guys...

Isonde: No, really. Do you wanna go, tongue boy?

Hirrus: Excuse me?

Isonde: You heard me. You and me, right now.

Me: Hirrus, don't-

Hirrus: I'm aware of how you deal with boredom, and I have no interest in partaking, thank you.

Isonde: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?

Me: Is it too late to say that you two aren't allowed to talk to each other?