Retake
I'm going to try again. That last post was shit. It was beyond shit. It was shitter than the shitstain on the walls of a shitstain artist. I can do better. And I will do better. I will rise to the challenge and become more than any private-ish poster on Tumblr has ever been before. I need some inspirational music for this momentous occasion. I think I shall use this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_ndy61ON4
I suggest you listen to it as you read this, but read slowly so you don't finish before the music ends. God forbid you finish this post TOO quickly!
Once again I find myself at a loss of things to say. Other bloggers or posters or newspaper article writers have their own little topic to talk about. Clarkson for example, as much as I don't want to use his name on this post, talks about cars. I however, have nothing. I don't want to talk about something that has been done to death like CARS (Clarkson had better read that) or something inane like the economy (Cameron fucked up). I need to find something original-ish, something that isn't done too much and yet fits my benign, yet crazy and scary personality.
I could talk about Hannibal, but Hannibal is a psychopath who kills people to eat them.
I could talk about Lionel Richie, but I only know one Lionel Richie song and I only know it because singing HELLO, IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR whenever someone is searching for a pen under the desk is rather amusing.
I could do what I'm doing now and just write the shit that comes out of my head. People seem to like listening to me complain, rant, get confused and say things that aren't entirely in context for reasons that elude me to this very day.
Yes. That is what I shall do.
And if I'm lucky no-one will be stupid enough to read this to the end.
See, that music did fit after all.
