Wanted to share this cookie of the GAME girls throwing a Lingerie party for Jenna's 20th birthday and Chellvanās team EMAG try to crash it. This happens.
JENNA (deadpan)
So... Aliyannaās part of the party now.
LILLIAN (sparkly eyes)
Letās play a game!! Never Have I Ever!
ALIYANNA (groaning)
Thatās so boring and predictable.
A ripple of distorted light slides through the room. Time warps slightly. A faint chime hums through the floorboards.
No one notices.
ALIYANNA (Blinks rapidly suddenly compelled)
...But itās probably the only eventful thing thatāll happen this week other than obsessing over female wrestling reruns.
Sure. Whoās first?
The girls stare at her.
SAVANNAH (perky, too perky)
Ooh! Me!!
Okay-Never have I ever NOT looked at Manny when his shirt ripped off during battle. Oh my god. That man is carved like destiny. Why was HE made so DELICIOUSLY PERFECT!? I am SO obsessed with him-
Silence.
BELLA (shrugs)
I mean, yeah. Facts.
MEGHAN (nodding)
Fully agree.
LILLIAN (giggling)
Heās very... proportionate.
JENNA (dry)
Objectively attractive. Sure.
ALIYANNA (shrugging)
Eh. Kinda boring.
LILLIAN (beaming)
Never have I ever kissed a girl!
CUT TO: OUTSIDE - EMAG BOYS IN THE BUSHES
ISHMEL, HAIDEN, and DRYSTAN are crouched low, listening intently through a cracked window.
INSIDE - ALL GIRLS:
āNope.ā
āNot yet.ā
āHavenāt.ā
āNah.ā
LILLIAN (innocently, flirty)
Would you? I would! Right now, even!
GUYS IN BUSHES: sharp inhale
ALIYANNA (snorting)
Are you kidding me? Iād never kiss you.
GUYS IN BUSHES: exhale of relief
ALIYANNA (blantlantly honest)
At least... not while Iām evil and have a reputation. Honestly, Iād rather kiss Bella and blame it on her, even if you are both equally hot.
GUYS IN BUSHES: sharp inhale
BELLA (snorting)
Iād never kiss you, bitch!
GUYS IN BUSHES: exhale of relief
BELLA (grinning devilishly)
Not before I make out with Jennaās sexy ass. Iāve been staring at her tits all night!
Jenna. Kiss me!
GUYS IN BUSHES: sharp inhale
JENNA (expression blank)
Noš
GUYS IN BUSHES: exhale of relief
HAIDEN (furious whisper)
What the hell is going on in there?! If I knew I was gonna get edged all night I wouldāve stayed home and watched porn!
ISHMEL (unraveling)
I canāt take it anymore.
I feel like my dickās gonna explode harder than when Ms. Anneās feet pics leaked...
DRYSTAN and HAIDEN (simultaneous):
...What the hell is wrong with you...
ISHMEL (defensive)
They were tasteful!
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Aliyannas not getting any intel out of this lmao. An old picture of Aliyanna below
