#ishavedmylegsforthis?

I was a picky eater as a kid who now loves food but still hates tomatoes. Which is fine. Not as bad as not eating your crusts. I used to think that when my parents said “if you don’t eat your crusts, then your hair won’t get curly” was a pretty toothless insult. Who cares if you have curly hair? Cut those damn crusts off. 

What I didn’t realise though was that was a life long deal… and now I am out here stuck with dead straight pubes for the rest of my life. Constantly wondering “why do they call it a bush, what I am rocking is more of a natural grassland...”