#iscomiiing

Taehyung: *serius* No.

Jungkook: N-no? W-why?

Taehyung: *smirking* Because you caught me in time.

Jungkook: *“blushing” is an understatement*

*a few moments later...*

Jimin: Ehi, hyung, did it hurt when you-

Yoongi: Yes.

Jimin: But... I didn’t say “fell from heaven” yet...

Yoongi: Everything hurts.

Jimin: *holding him close* *crying* I-I’m gonna p-protect you with all my life then...

*silence*

Seokjin: I crawled up from Hell, but no one ever comments on how hot I am.

Seokjin: I’m looking at you, Namjoon...

*Meanwhile in the background...*

Hoseok: *angry whispering* I’m the only angel here and no one cares...