#isaaccastle

“That’s exactly how I deflate my boner, baby. Thank god you’re around. Every time I think of how hot your mom is, it just gets embarrassing. Luckily you got your father’s charming, or lack there of, features. And so it just washes itself out, you know?

Erin: Forgot to tell you I'm home. Hellooo.

“Isaac... Mini Marcey, right? The one Erin... Did her thing with,” she went on, using incomprehensible hand gestures. “I’m not fucking him, if that’s what you’re asking, but between you and me, the Castle ladies are sooo much hotter,” she went on, her hands falling. “Okay, hold I on. I got this. Blah blah blah, Castle scum, blah blah blah, pass me another drink. Did I get the Monty answer right?” she laughed. 

“Oh my God, I know him! He’s got the blonde hair and he’s always asking me about Visa gift cards. And he did shots with me that one time. Dude, he’s the best, okay. So much fun. I should hang out with him more. Yup, totally going to hang out with him more.”

He’s like...so hot. Crazy hot. That jaw line? I’d fuck him. If I wasn’t engaged. Ezra is like...so much hotter. I guess...

“Oh, Zac. Zac… pretty little kitten. Oblivious little kitten.” His voice is sing-songy, head bobbing to an imagined tune. “I can’t believe he doesn’t know.” 

Olivia

“You could of at least asked before sticking your tongue down my throat, Castle.”