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“Frustrated? Oh please, I’m beyond frustrated. I’m just flat out bothered. I could use a hand. Depends on if you’re willing to chance the idea of employment termination if you fuck your boss. Just saying it’s a potential. Would it be worth it? Absolutely. I’d fuck me. I mean, come on. I’d even buy me dinner. The question is, are you actually offering me a hand here?”

“That’s exactly how I deflate my boner, baby. Thank god you’re around. Every time I think of how hot your mom is, it just gets embarrassing. Luckily you got your father’s charming, or lack there of, features. And so it just washes itself out, you know?

“Do or do not, Saige. There is no try. And look! I did it without my hands. How is it I can get a girl all fussed up with just my mouth and how I word? Look at me, ruining the moment. How adorable am I?”

“So I’ve heard, Salvatore. If by take care of, do you mean with your mouth or with your pistol. I can’t tell if that’s a gun in your pocket, or if you’re just excited to see me. Either way, I’m very much interested in seeing where this conversation is going.”

“Now kiss the ground I walk on.” Cameron crossed his arms, his face stony and cold. “And then I never want to see you again. Ever.”