"Nadine doesn't know who Cook and Broady are. And then I walked in and they were casually discussing the benefits of marriage and why I haven't proposed to Nadine yet. So then I just sat awkwardly on this cushion, with Cook and Broady stood looming over me, it was like an actual Sky Sports panel giving me a post-match analysis on my commitment issues."
- Mattchin, in the Gazebo of Truth















