#irunthings

-- "Hey, um..." she pauses, looking around the dive. She sticks out like a sore thumb. But all of the events as of late have taken her out of her comfort zone, "Is Dallas Winston here?"

Blue: 9 facts about my family.

The one thing that me and my siblings could ever agree on is that we all loved the old, fat cat we used to have.

Every one of us Morgan kids learned Spanish first, from Mama, and English second.

I have 27 cousins on my father’s side of the family.

The Morgans made their money in steel mills, and the Espinosas made money in shipping.

My great-grandmother on my grandfather’s side was Iranian.

My family motto is Nid ydym yn methu, and it’s Welsh for ‘We do not fail.’

My father’s family is so big that we have to have family reunions every other year to ward off incest.

One time Linda got lost and Mama sobered up enough to call the cops and we combed both sides of town thinking she'd been kidnapped but actually she fell asleep in Mr. Sheldon's car playing hide and seek with some other kids.

"Yo, Uncle Timmy. What's up?"

"...Do I know you from somewhere?"