#irregular flatlanders

[ID: Two images. The first is a fake anatomy diagram is titled, “Color coded your convenience, An Adult Flatland As Seen From the 3rd Dimension [Warning: Do not poke internal organs!]" This title is followed by a flat color drawing of an irregular line Flatlander as seen from above, with the internal organs all marked with different colors, and labeled with text in the same color. Going clockwise around the Flatlander, the labels are: "Eye [Cannot see you unless you intersect Flatland in front of them]", indicating a small eye at the top of the line. "Brain" - a small pink blob below the eye "Lung-" A royal blue blob next to the brain "Stomatch" - a large green blob filling most of the top section of the shape. "Skin" - A grey outer layer of the Flatlander's body. "Kidney" - A large, dark red blob in the upper center of the body. "Unrealistic Heart [the artist got lazy]". A small red heart shape in the center of the body. "Womb" A large, orange blob taking up most of the lower section of the body "Gonads (Ova) (sperm), gold and dark pink blobs at the bottom points of the body, with two pairs of each. "Blood" - A barely visible purple filling in the body around the organs "Birth Canal, newborns tend to be 1/12 the size of their parent at birth" - An almost too small to see line on the side of the body next to the womb. "Nervous System" - Dark blue lines that zig-zag around the organs. "Butt" - a small black line on the side of the shape next to the kidney. "Proboscis/esophagus" - A light blue line connecting the top of the stomach to below the eye. Below the Flatlander is black text that reads: “[Warning: Do not reveal a Flatlander’s pregnancy status without permission!] Under The Current Regime, it is illegal for any Flatlander other than a Straight Line to carry a pregnancy, and illegal for a line to impregnate anyone. Attempting to congratulate a Flatlander on their pregnancy could get them killed! Discretion is the better part of valor! Keep their secrets to yourself!” The second image shows the same shape, now labeled, "Anatomy of an Irregular Line (true to color), with the internal organs now in different shades of pink and purple. End ID.]

This will be added to my Threadless store to the Flatland Anatomy posters collection when I am less tired.