#irl interaction

So we had to get a new bottle brush for Konrad and it looked like ones you would use on bigger bottles.

"This is a little big isn't it?"

"Give it here." He pulls it out of the wrapping, wetted the bottle brush and grabbed one of the glass bottles. "It's really simple honey."

"Now imagine This is the Space Marine" He holds up the bottle brush, "And this is the chapter serf" He gestures to the bottle before just sliding it in. No real beat between it as it took my morning brain a second to register.

THIS WAS DONE WITH THE STRAIGHTEST FACE FROM HIM

I choked on what I was drinking and only then did he have the most wicked grin. "What's wrong honey? Thought that would help you."

My only reply to that was "Geneseed is stored in the Chapter Serf"

I was using it to clean the bottles and he leaned over me and cooed "Whatcha thinkin about?"

"Shut up."

me: well you know what they say about ick!

me: just add D!

my friend: …what the fuck

Him: "you've been thinking about Sevika for the past 6 months, but continue-"

Me: *me fully aware of how time works*

“Scrooge?” Without looking up from his book, Reid responded back, “Ya?” from his office. When he didn’t hear anything from Audrey, he reluctantly put down his book and headed out to the living room. What greeted him, or more specifically who, made him immediately regret leaving his office. What the hell was the entire Buchanan clan doing in his living room was what he wanted to ask, but instead, all he could say in response to Audrey’s much too enthusiastic ‘Surprise!’ was, “That’s one way of putting it…” Get him the hell out of there.

i am director hastings, head of the international security agency. you have all been briefed by your recruitment officers on the terms and conditions of your involvement with the agency, and how things are run around here. all i have to say is... at the end of the day, you are all criminals who are serving heavy time and that means you are disposable and replaceable. you need us a lot more than we need you, don’t forget that. with that said, here are your team assignments. bootcamp begins tomorrow at 0500.

alpha team: npc, npc, npc, npc

beta team: npc, npc, npc, npc

charlie team: npc, npc, npc, npc

delta team: luca di fazio, erena heiss, taylor huang, marley kavanaugh