#iris babbles

Greatest Hits by attheborder @areyougonnabe: 5k, Mature

“But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!”

“First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”

(Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…) (Note: the songs are actually really well-written in this fic, this made me tear up a lot RIP)

In Good Hands by Sunjinjo: 15k, General Audiences

Aziraphale was created wearing a golden ring. It’s now the last remaining aspect of his original attire.

One day, he tries to take it off. The rest follows naturally. (Note: proposal!!! Ahhh!!)

An unauthorised testament by @northerntrash: 27k, General Audiences

“It’s not very angelic of me really,” Aziraphale said, and his hair was an absolute mess, curls sticking up in odd directions. Crowley reached out, to flatten some of them, but somehow his hand just ended up cupped around Aziraphale’s face instead. His skin was improbably soft, loose and warm, just the hint of cheekbone somewhere beneath.

“I don’t think it is really very demonic either,” he replied.

Missing scenes from the past, the present and the future. (Note: this was very, very, beautiful and very, very upsetting.)

On The Matter Of Touch by somedrunkpirate: 8k, Teen and Up Audiences

“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”

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For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be. (Note: ANGST but the ending is worth it trust me guys)

These furious passions, these chances by @et-in-arkadia: 13k, Explicit

SJM ACCENT CHALLENGE ROUND TWO.

I have been tagged by a few wonderful and lovely people on here. I love you all !!!! @readinglikewildfire @highladyofnorta @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @ablackbirdsinging @runesandfaes​

I tried to keep this short. I hope I succeeded. and my pronunciation is probably all wrong and I’m totally sorry. I was very tried when I did this and now I finally get to post it. it is too breathy in the beginning I think it gets better. thank you for listening. xoxo.

You have one hour to spend with a member of the Inner Circle. Who and why?

•If Aelin, Manon, or Dorian has to be sacrificed in TOG, who do you think it should be?

•What would one hour alone with Amren be like for you?

•Are you more of a smut fan or a fluff fan? DON’T LIE

•Voice your feelings on Mort the doorknocker, King of Sass™

•Fly with Illyrians or fly with the Thirteen?

•GIVE RHYSAND A LAST NAME

•Consider and respond to the fact that: Sam Cortland is dead (I’m sorry, I just really want to hear everyone flail in real time the way we do on the internet)

•Describe your fav character from TOG and ACOTAR in one word.

•What’s that one (or more) ship that everyone else loves but you just…. don’t?

•What character do you want to bring back from the dead the most?

•What character do you REALLY NEED A NOVELLA ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

•What are your theories on Nesta’s favoritism of Elain over Feyre?

•Are you looking forward to Tower of Dawn or not? BE HONEST

•Would you ever name your child or a pet after a book character? If so, who? (Doesn’t necessarily have to be an SJM character) -

•Did you like the ending of ACOWAR? Be brutally honest (but remain kind please).

@aelin-and-feyre I’ll get to your tag in a few hours and thank you so much for tagging me. I love your idea.

I tag : @illyriangoddess @nessiansmut @cassiancalore (because I don’t think you did the round 2) @maudthebookeater @escapingtheconstrictingboxes @propshophannah @fck-tamlin @tragically-broken @fiery-feyre

Gwaine: I know right? Whenever I’m around someone I’m crushing on, I act so stupid.

Percival: Gwaine, you’re always acting stupid.