#irecest

what was their first kiss like: Probably some sexually frustrated, somewhat exposive make out session that happened after they started arguing one night when the underlying sexual tension got too much.

where were they their first time having sex: Arthurs fucking sofa, i dunno. Less dogs there to spoil the moment. Arthur was less than impressd, Sean and niamh couldn't give a shit. 

who’s louder: Niamh I would imagine, Sean doesn't exactly say much unless he's REALLY fucking enjoying it.

who wakes up first: Sean but only just in time to actually walk his pony sized dogs and making niamh breakfast. 

who performs/receives oral more often: What sean lacks in chatting women/men up he makes up for giving oral but, on the whole, they are pretty even with it.

who tries new things more often: Niamh spends a fair bit of time coercing Sean into things, he's a little boring when it comes to sex, blaming his age on everything.

SOMETHING HE CAN'T BLAME HIS LACK OF WANTING TO TRY THINGS ON AFTER HELPING TO BREAK NAIMHS BED NO LESS THAN 6 TIMES NOW. 

He decides to be strangely romantic that morning, the fact it was christmas perhpas having something to do with it as it hits 8 am, knowing everyone would be asleep bar Siobhan who he'd left in bed with the promise of breakfast.

His sisters were asleep, as were Siobhan's. There was nothing to worry about and nobody was going to come downstairs and laugh at him.

Naomhan would probably blame the promise of a blow job for what he started to sing as he grilled bacon for a sandwich, forgetting about his volume control as he belted the tune out. 

"Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my cock, you can do it with ease, just get on your knees. Start licking and slurping, my dick will get firm, soon you'll be tasting sperm~" 

He backs up a little, Naomhan starting to think Siobhan was secretly up to something when she'd sent him, with a semi, naked to go cook her breakfast. 

"Do it right now, and don't bite now, drag your tongue across my meat. If you give me head, there's no need to spread, by now you should know a blowjob can't be beat!"

He doesn't notice Olwen come into the kitchen as he belts it out, pausing and going a little pink faced at her elder brothers singing, closely followed by a half asleep Nessa, who seems the most awake she's ever been in the morning without a strong brew of coffee in her.

 "Faster now, deeper now, into your throat, the secret is not to choke! Take my shaft by its pace, stuff the whole thing in your face! That's how you suck on my cock!"

He turns to find his sister and her grilfriend stood watching him, as he sings the last word, pausing and wondering how to react as Olwen just stairs anywhere but at him, Nessa looking at him before her eyes go down, focus on his crotch and pulls a face of both amusement and didgust.

"I'd say she probably wouldn't choke but people are prone to choking on small objects."

Niamh could have sworn that, some time after they’d just met, Sean had stated he hated christmas, remembering the sour look on his face ask he glared holes in the back of someone’s head that she couldn’t place a name to. 

So, when they moved in together 2 years into their relationship, she was surprised to find the local scrouge singing along to the radio as he put on the dinner, seemingly unaware of the redhead stood behind him.

It’s been 5 years since then, Niamh pausing as she walks in on him crooning out a rendiiton of Maria Carey, the god awful christmas apron she’d bought him last year on, as he’d forgotten to put on a shirt again, and reindeer printed underwear that she can’t recall him having ever owned before.

"Are you seriously cooking christmas dinner in your underwear?"

She covers her mouth to stop herself from laughing as he turns because he’s got one of the headbandstheir niece had left behind pushing his hair out of his face, blinking at her a little gormlessly before brandishing the spatula at her.

"The question is, why aren’t you in your underwear or better still, naked."

"Because I’m 5 months pregnant and, unlike you, I can feel the cold."

He looks like he’s going to snap back a retort but he doesn’t, going back to what he was doing before finally speaking up. “Memory serves, you didn’t complain last time I cooked in my underwear.”

"Ahh yes, and look how that turned out."

"Ah yes, 'pamper me', because she'll get no pampering from Arthur."

Niamh puts the present she'd meant for her sister in law back on the shelf, glaring at Sean who seemed to look a little too pleased with himself over that comment. His reguard for Siobhan's husband was questionable at best.

"Do you have to comment on everything I pick up?" She asks a little wearily, his commentry had been amusing to some degree but she just wanted to leave Boots already and eat something from the food court. "It's bad enough you just suggested getting a box of condoms for Liam and Scott."

"What? They'd use them, you can't say they'd go to waste."

"They had JLS on them."

"So?"

She can't believe they're having this conversation, picking up a shaving kit for Iain, and heading over to the payment area before pausing. "Is there anything we can get for Owen and Pat from here before we paya nd leave?"

"Condoms."

She might just buy some to strangle him if he suggests that as a gift again. Finishing up in the cosmetics store, the pair take seat on the bench opposite, bags spread out amongst their legs, taking a moment or two just to pause and think over who they still needed to buy for. 

"So, we've got the love birds and your sister left to buy for, any place you can think of?"

"BHS has a massive selection on sweets, so we can get one of them for Pat, Owen said he needed a new coat so we can look for oneof those and we can finish up in Lush for Siobhan because she craves the stuff."

"I thought you hated in going in there because of the smell."