#ipj speaks

Jonathan Harker, a man who only yesterday was physically and mentally obliterated by paprika, is largely unphased by the locals being very clearly disapproving of his decision to visit his cool new friend, DRACULA.

my current irrational fear is not having good enough entrance and exit lines for when i get kidnapped by rupaul and put in the drag race. pretty sure that's how that show works

mando'a is Very close to developing nasal vowels i think. just putting that out there. whole lotta Vn going on in that lang. mãdo'a could happen any day now

sometimes i forget that not everyone's introduction to ytp's was Link Gets Prostate Cancer and that, in fact, relatively few people have seen it. this doesn't mean all that much cuz it has all the hallmarks of a classic ytp, but it also has the phrase "it BURRRRRRRNS. When I Pee." which is apparently not in the common online lexicon no matter how burned (lol) into my brain it is

btw i say "YOUNG MONEY!" before all my posts so if u can just imagine that before u read each of my posts thx <3

*playing patty cake with u* buy👏it🙏use👏it🙏break👏it🙏fix👏it🙏:)