#ipauk

oh look its listening to adele cover bonnie raitt songs crying like a bitch o'clock!!!!

one of my favorite things to do, and i can say it with certainty of someone who has done in multiple times, is to pull the bus stop button/string when i notice a child anticipating to do so themselves. they are usually between the ages 2-8 and still posses that pure innocence thinking that the world is a good place and only good things ever happen. in that split second when they hear the ding and realize they werent the cause of it you can see their whole world crushing down. while i do find it hilarious, i also feel extremely bad right after. how do i sleep at night you ask? knowing i am teaching them important life lessons!

35% of each month i spend worrying about getting my period and bleeding through my pants. this has been happening ever since i got my first period, some 17 years ago. every single fucking month.

question for vegans: i have been eating fruit all day and havent stopped farting!