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NAME: Darcy [REDACTED] Caine
MEANING: From an English surname that was derived from Norman French d'Arcy, originally denoting one who came from the town of Arcy in La Manche, France.
NICKNAME: Darcy
GENDER: cisgender male (he/him, any)
HEIGHT: 6â
AGE: 31 || october 1st
ZODIAC: scorpio
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, some ASL
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.
HAIR COLOUR: bleached blonde
EYE COLOUR: blue
SKIN TONE: tanned, often sunburnt
BODY TYPE: lean, but muscular
ACCENT: chicagoan
VOICE: ryan gosling
DOMINANT HAND: right
POSTURE: somewhat slumpedâ casual
SCARS: too many to count; bridge of his nose (was broken multiple times)
TATTOOS: again, too many to count, most of them small-medium without theme, many stick-and-poked; a dagger under his left eye, a heart under his right eye, a dick ejaculating towards his face on the left side of his neck, a rat on the inner side of his right ankle.
MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S): tattoos, by far
CHILDHOOD.
PLACE OF BIRTH: chicago, illinois
HOMETOWN: chicago, illinois
FIRST WORDS: he doesnât remember, duh
SIBLINGS: n/a
PARENTS.
PARENT INVOLVEMENT: both his birth and adoptive parents have passed away
ADULT LIFE.
OCCUPATION: ranch hand
CURRENT RESIDENCE: a worn down apartment in babylon
CLOSE FRIENDS: mutt stanislaw, francis rhineheart, anyone who talks to him
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single(?)
FINANCIAL STATUS: he makes decent money, but wouldnât call himself rich
DRIVERâS LICENSE: yes
CRIMINAL RECORD: extensive
VICES: everything (once an addict, always an addict), cigarettes, vaping
SEX AND ROMANCE.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: panromantic
PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE: as vulnerable as possible
PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE: submissive
LIBIDO: high
TURN ONâS: ???
TURN OFFâS: ???
LOVE LANGUAGE: physical touch, words of affirmation
RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES: often, explosive, rushed
MISCELLANEOUS.
CHARACTER THEME SONG: tantrum - ashnikko
HOBBIES TO PASS TIME: fighting, driving
MENTAL ILLNESSES: undiagnosed; canât afford a psychiatrist
PHYSICAL ILLNESSES: old injuries from fighting, sinus issues, wrist issues
LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED: thatâs not a real thing
PHOBIAS: sinking back into addiction
SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL: fairly confident in his appearance, but lacks confidence in his identity
VULNERABILITIES: he is extremely sensitive
darcy was only seven years old when a very nice policeman sat beside him, who had tears in his eyes when he told him that his parents were dead. there was no easy way to do itâ darcy doesnât blame him for breaking.
his new parents were kind peopleâ kind enough that at times, he could almost forget that there was a life before living in a lavish home with a maid who taught him sign language.
despite his parentsâ best attempts, darcy found himself amongst the wrong crowd nearly as soon as he hit high school. weed, booze, and spray paint cans littered his lavish roomâ velvet couches matted with spilled monsters and⌠well, whatever the fuck else.
two weeks after darcyâs sixteenth birthday, his parents told him that chicago was no longer their homeâ and when they said babylon he slurred sounds like bad luck, man.
two weeks after arriving in town, a younger darcy found his first dealer. it was easyâ way fuckinâ easy, man. thatâs when he thought maybe this place isnât so bad.
two years spent in babylon and an introduction to meth later, darcy found himself meandering back to chicago. one very long, solo road trip later, he realized that there are a few factors that adults find important: shelter, money, and food.
darcy doesnât talk much about the next four years of his life
come to think of it, he doesnât talk about much until his twenty-ninth birthday. heâll tell you that it was the greatest and worst night of his life. the biggest party heâd ever thrown and the worst fallout heâd ever been witness to. want to know the details? ask someone else.
whatever happened, it got him sober. attending meetings, holding a gavel from time to time, giving strangers hugs and a little coin with a butterfly on it. recovery isnât linear, he tells people.
nowadays, you might see a forest green toyota previa driving around the town, and in it youâll find darcy, with a smile on his face.










