#intproblems

Me, doing word play

Ti: Si, let me see the lists of good wordplay made by me and Ne

Si: *hesitately gives the list to Ti* umm word of advice, this is what make people think of you as a "smart ass motherfucker"

Ti: So?

Si: Nothing, just reminding you.

Ne: HAHAHAHAHA I remember making up this one lol

Ti: It is smart.

Fe: Oh come on, Ti. I rather make words as art

Ti: Well, I put art in smart, what even is the difference.

Ne: Smartistic!

Ti & Ne: hahahahahahahahaha

Fe: This is horrible. Please dont keep it

Ti: O come on I like it. But you will love this line though, Fe. Maybe because you love things because I put Fe on Fetish

Si & Fe: ...........

Ne: BWAAHA! *hysterically hits Fe on the back*

Ti: Okay, I see no LOGICAL reason for you to feel this way. And besides, based on my observations, we are going to make it.

Fe: No thats not it Ti. I feel like this for the past 3 YEARS.

Ti: Look, we could have gone and call for assistance if we need but I do not think it is necessary. And, we still doing great this past 3 years.

Ne: Lol Ti here's a thought, what if we don't make it to 30 years old because of this?

Ti: We are going to be alright.

Si: Yeah, even when we tried to kill this body, we still made it HAH how 'bout that Fe

Fe: B-but I feel--

Ti: There we go again on your feelings. We do not have time for those and besides, your purpose is to assist me with this little humans and their psychology when there is an unexpected interaction

Fe: I just thought its getting worse

Si: How many times you've said that already? Haha throughout those 3 years we've managed.

Ne: Guys, i think this time I am agreeing with Fe. Don't you think its time to fix this? Just in case, you know. lol

Ti: Ne, you are just thinking way too many "What If's" right now. I have analysed the situation and we are going to be alright. Right Si?

Si: *sweating* yeah we will. We survived the last time heh.

Fe: *sulks* okay..

Me, feels emotions

Ti: wait what? What is happening?

Fe: Time for me to rise hah

Ti: What? No, get back down there, there is no reason for you to be-

Fe: NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Ne: *wakes up from all the commotion* What is happening?

Si: This never happened before why is Fe acting like this

Ne: Maybe someone made Fe this way lol

Ti: Stop it seriously this is getting out of hand. I dont see any valid explanations for this

Ne: oh come on Ti, its Fe, what'd you expect hahaha

Ti: I expect Fe to stop this nonsense and return to their room and-

Fe: FALALALALALA~~

Ti: STOOOOOOP!

Ne: Don't worry guys, we gon' survive this lol

Si: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Ti: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Me, sees a cool human being

Ti: Their ideas are amazing, maybe we should try and talk to them.

Ne: Yeah, and talk about many things

Si: Ooh like that one time that we successfully befriended the other human being because of that. And now, we are still in contact with that human just for that.

Ti: Yes. What could possibly go wrong?

Fe: They might hate you though.. I mean they could be thinking you're a piece of crap

Ti & Si: .....

Ne: That's a possibility

Si: They are probably a snob too, like that other human who believes our ideas are shit

Ti: I can't believe I'm saying this but I think you're right Fe. If they do hate us, it's probably just a waste of time and energy just trying to talk to them.

Fe: And they probably won't be honest about that.

Ti: Well, at least we get to save energy to Google and Wikipedia searching all night

Ne: And for watching dank memes

Ti & Ne: *high fives at each other* Yeaaahh

Fe: B-but, are we not going to do something about it? I mean, we could try.

Ti & Ne: Meh...

Cool Human Being: *sees me* Hi

Me and Human answering question that has an abstract problem

Human: Okay, what do you think is the answer?

Me: It's definitely letter B

Human: Hmm, it's probably A

Ti: are you kidding me?

Me: why?

Human: *tells her methods on how they got their answer that is not even applied on the pattern*

Ti: ?????

Ne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fe: Stop Ne she is probably having a hard time on this topic

Ti: BUT NOT THIS MUCH!!! IT'S TOO OBVIOUS THAT LETTER B IS THE ANSWER SO SHUT UP Fe

Me: uh-huh, imma just take B for my answer.

Fe: What the heck? Help her, she might fail this subject

Si: Remember that one time this Human drained us by just seeing her breathing and got an headache when she talked about her dramatic life

Ti: Yeah, rather not to let it happen again

Ne: lololol it'd be fun though if Human tires herself just because of this easy subject

Ti: I'd pay to see that

Human: Okay, well since you're not even complaining about my answer, I'm going to stick with letter A.

Me: okay

Ti & Ne: *snickers*

Fe: Ne.. Ti.. nooooo....