#intp mod

ISTP: “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” ~1984 

ISTJ: “We started dying before the snow, and like the snow, we continued to fall.” ~Tracks

ISFP: “If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer… If you’re a pretender, come sit by my fire.” ~Where The Sidewalk Ends

ISFJ: “A story has no beginning or end; arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.” ~The End of the Affair 

INTP: “Quietly, like a shadow, I watch this drama unfold scene by scene. I am the lucid one here, the dangerous one, and nobody suspects.”  ~Love, Anger, Madness: A Haitian Triptych

INTJ: “It winged its way across the blackness of intergalactic space, searching.” ~World Eater

INFP: “He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.” ~Scaramouche

INFJ: “The world is a clock winding down.” ~The Infinite Sea

ESTP “The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.”  ~The Go-Between

ESTJ: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” ~A Tale Of Two Cities

ESFP: “First the colors, then the humans. That’s usually how I see things. Or at least, how I try.” ~The Book Thief 

ESFJ: “Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant.” ~The Year Of Magical Thinking

ENTP: “It was a pleasure to burn.” ~Fahrenheit 451

ENTJ: "If music be the food of love, play on.” ~Twelfth Night

ENFP: “In case you hadn’t noticed, you have a mental dialogue going on inside your head that never stops. It just keeps going and going.” ~The Untethered Soul

INFJ:

INFJ: Okay, let’s do it.

*a few moments later*

INTP: *sweating* Are we really gonna do this?

INFJ: Well, you were the one who suggested it.

INTP: Yeah, but you were supposed to talk me out of it!

ISTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

INFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ESFJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENTP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENTJ: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ENFP: Respecting and standing up for LGBTQ+ people 

ISTP: Constellations painted on skin, flecks of gold and star-kissed eyes, sun dipped, horizon dwelling, eternal

ISTJ: Descending like angels from extravagant ships, they carve beauty out of rock, burn art into the earth, and slip away from creation 

ISFP: Wisps of silver, of green, seekers of universal beauty, collectors of blossoms, of crystal, of words, embracing planetary life; growing 

ISFJ: Memories in jars, rusted crowns, robes depicting well forgotten pasts, eyes that witnessed the beginning, destined to witness the end

INTP: Inter-dimensional beings, keepers of the universal gate, skin inked in scarlet red, ancient words, unspoken names, prophets 

INTJ: Silent, cloaked figures, time stashed away in pockets, midnight personified, bending the fabric of space between fingertips

INFP: Ethereal glow, translucent form, movement chased by comet tails and wound by violet rings, ever-present, ghostly

INFJ: Untouchable white light, uttered universal song heard only by those longing for peace, passers of energy, bringers of sleep

ESTP: Insignia stitched on jet-black jumpsuits, knuckles tattooed with number and name, brushed by smoke, proud half smile, star pilot

ESTJ: Shadows in the distance, drawn to planetary storms, walking, graceful steps through unrelenting winds, lightning charged fingertips  

ESFP: Shape-shifters, mischievous, collecting features, colors, tones, what is their base persona? Rumors speak of a translucent white...

ESFJ: Messy, midnight hair that boasts a crown of Saturn’s rings, freckles strewn like stars, ghostly blue aura, galaxies in eyes 

ENTP: Star-eaters, larger than galaxies, absorbers of energy, of light, born from supernovas, dying stars, energy compacted into life

ENTJ: Soft metallics, jewel laden hair, aligner of the constellations, they call upon the planets, carrying the sky in the palm of their hands 

ENFP: Luminous, distant, launching stars across horizons, guiding meteor showers, drawing up plans for new constellations

INFJ: And? How did that make you feel?

INTP: *whiny voice* What’s taking her so long?

INFJ: Maybe she’s eating the burger. Hey, how long does it take to eat a burger?

INTP: 

INTP: Uhh..

INTP: ...I honestly have no idea... maybe I should bring a timer next time I eat a burger so I can answer your question.

This is a fun pastime I partake in. If I wanted a scientifically accurate blog, I’d post about calculous instead. As a person who enjoys science and exactness quite a lot, I promise I’m not basing my entire life off of a 16 category system. Think of it more as a guide than a rulebook, and it’ll probably make more sense. 

If your question was genuine, I hope I answered it well (:

If your question was of malicious intent, go make yourself a calculous blog if you’re that interested in scientific precision, and leave MBTI to people who enjoy it 💞

I’m doing well! Had a strange day… do you ever feel like you’re in a dream? Everything felt far away today, but I drove through the countryside, and other than the slight hint of doom it was very nice. Thank you for this message it’s super sweet! If there’s one thing I love, it’s oversharing 🍊