Context: I play what is effectively a Fighter who is a Lesser Eldritch entity (seriously emphasis on the Lesser my DM and I went at lengths to make this work and not be bullshit overpowered or stupid) that hunts Spirits and Ghosts. Recently they found themselves on the wrong end of the law (espionage is not a crime I swear) and a Guardsman archer was shooting downhill, prompting the following:
Archer: Fires off first shot that misses.
Me: I'm gonna move behind another try while projecting my voice throughout the woods and say, "1."
DM: Okay, I'll say they get disadvantage on the next shot because they got thrown off by what, to them, sounded like a loud but source-less voice and they don't know exactly where you went, but they know you moved.
Me: Okay, now centering my voice I mesh it together with a bunch of whispers and say, "Where did he go? Where did it go? Where did they go? I lost it." And then peek my head out from behind the tree with my glowing red eyes and stare at them.
DM: You know what, f### you and your analogue horror, roll intimidation with advantage because I hate you.
