Thoughts at 3 am:
Dating suguru meant tolerating Satoru as his very whiny, half boyfriend.
Who, he had been unable to keep away after a few dates
"Suguru come on!!! I need to make sure she is good enough for us."
"Us? And no. You just want her to knows that she can't come between us, even though there is no us romantically. That's how you scared away the rest."
Who had actually told you exactly what Suguru said he would but instead of being weirded out, to his utter amazement, had just laughed and said "Don't worry, I'll just be the less pretty, side chic then, deal?"
Who had your name saved in his phone as Boyfriend Stealer. Yet dumped any of his flings/girls if they used it against you, even if it was kind of his fault for the misunderstanding.
Who would randomly put up infinity around Suguru right before you were about to jump him, because he is petty like that.
"Yes toru, I got you your favourite sweets. So if you could, please lemme hug our shared boyfriend after staying away from him for two, entire days. The two days that you spent with him on a mission. All alone."
"Oh! Why would you not begin with that, silly? Gimmme it."
Who would constantly rile you up only to expand his eyes dramatically and say, "Suguru!!!! Look at her!!! She is being to me!!! Will you really let her talk to your pretty partner like that!" All the while clinging onto his arm like a little damsel in distress.
"Satoru if you didn't want her to be mean to you then maybe you shouldn't have been pulling her hair like a kindergartener."
"You've changed Sugu, she has finally created a wedge between us!!!! I knew this would happen!!!! Why god why?! Why didn't you just make me ugly, if you really wanted to punish me? Why make me go through this?!"
Who would wiggle himself between the two of you during a walk, forcing you to stop leaning on his shoulder. Instead, you would wrap an arm around satoru's waist to reach over to your boyfriend's arm.
Who would whine for days after Suguru proposed to you, till you both got him a promise ring, to make sure he knew that he wouldn't be left alone, not to mention days of massive pampering because we were a few days late and it caused him emotional stress.
However, dating suguru also meant tolerating having satoru as your very sweet, half boyfriend.
Who kisses you on your forehead just as sweetly as Suguru does, on you you lips, before leaving for their mission.
"Well if you are Suguru's lucky charm, there's no way you aren't mine too." Was his logic.
Who puts up infinity around you when a guy starts becoming too chummy, while the two of you wait in a line for your orders and Suguru takes care of the table.
Who stood up to the elders when they bullied you for distracting the strongest because you simply existed.
Who would step in to take over any social situation because you needed a breather and Suguru to feel less overwhelmed but were too polite to leave.
Who would take turns with Suguru too nurse you back to health because both of them had missions and Suguru didn't want you alone.
Who had suddenly started relying on you to take care of him just as he had on Suguru, for so many years.
"Y/n..."
"Y/nnnnnnnnn......"
"Yes I do have your extra hair ties ru and no your shades aren't lost toru, you left them with megumi. You can use the extra pair I keep here for you."
So, although it was Suguru that you were in a relationship with, you realized that Satoru was a package deal. Not that you minded, afterall looking at them bickering like an old couple, it was obvious that there would be no Suguru to love without Satoru and no Satoru without Suguru.
You can't have YIN without it's YANG, can you?













