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70s Tess and Joel in Interstellar Overdrive*, a bodyguard/boss AU
@kenobiwanx weaving magic! My jaw is still on the FLOOR. (Just like them, I guess.)
I mean ... capturing the likenesses aside (and the softness of their expressions, omggg) look at that cool 1970s aesthetic! The colours are perfect, the design features are perfect and the vibe is spot on. This is so gorgeous, and I'm constantly awed by your skill. Thank you!!
And thank you @bumblepony, who commissioned this lovely piece. Your kindness is unfailing, and I'm so thrilled. Thank you so much, lovely! xxx
*I mean technically, it's from Zenith and Nadir, but it belongs in the IO universe, so.
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This is the Hyde truth serum one. This is a space AU and all the sci-fi elements are mostly explained in the writing. The timeline of the show is the same, but they live in space. This takes place in the very beginning of season 5, with some minor changes.
TBH I don't think I had a plan for this fic beyond the truth serum scene. I don't know where this was gonna go after that. But the build up is fun! This is chapters one and two, which is all I had written.
Word count: 2,825
Pairings: Hyde/Jackie, Eric/Donna
1 - Boyfriend
1979Deep SpaceThe Formans’ House
Hyde forced himself not to smile when Jackie giggled, her nails dragging lightly over his scalp. He continued pressing soft kisses to her neck. They were fooling around on the couch in the basement, like they had been all summer. Hyde was enjoying it. He wasn’t ready for it to end when Kelso got back from whatever planet he and Donna were on.
“Steven, that tickles,” she said breathily, squirming underneath him.
He couldn’t help it. He smiled and gently bit her, then moved up a little to kiss her fully.
One of her hands left his hair and trailed down his abdomen. Her fingers hooked in the waistband of his pants, slowly dragging over his skin. His breath hitched.
Her fingers were poised over his belt buckle when they heard the creaking of the stairs down to the basement. They quickly separated and tried to look normal. Hyde grabbed a Universe magazine from the table.
Forman sat down in Hyde’s usual chair, looking put out. Fez sat in the lawn chair. “This summer sucked,” Forman said.
“Of course it sucked, you didn’t do anything,” Hyde pointed out. “My summer was great.”
“Yes, he has,” Fez said. “Every time I want to hang out with him he is with a girl somewhere. I am sick of it.”
“What girl?” Forman asked.
“Yeah, Steven, what girl?” Jackie asked.
“None of you know her,” Hyde said.
“Boring.” Forman tapped his foot. “I wish I had someone to fool around with.”
“Call Donna,” Jackie said. “You know she’s probably up for it.”
Hyde nodded. “Unless she met a perfect robot guy on Calaria.”
“She doesn’t date cyborgs, the robot part makes her uncomfortable,” Forman said. “But she could have found a human guy to replace me.”
“She’s not going to replace you. She loves you. Now, go send her a transmission or something,” Jackie said.
“Oh, I’ll help you, I love picking out the little pictures to send in the messages,” Fez said.
“You really think she still loves me?” Forman asked.
“I know she does. She won’t shut up about it during our calls.” Jackie flipped her hair over her shoulder.
Forman smiled. “I’m gonna go send her a transmission. Let’s go, Fez.”
The two of them got up and rushed up the stairs. Once the door was closed, Hyde turned to Jackie. “That was close.”
“Yeah, it was.” Jackie bit her lip. “I’m… I’m kind of sick of hiding this thing between us. It’s annoying having to check to make sure no one’s around and everything.”
“So… what, you want to break it off?” Hyde really didn’t want to break it off. He actually wanted to be her boyfriend. He’d been falling in love with her ever since their very first date on Galactic Veteran’s Day.
“No!” Jackie said, too quickly. “No. I like being with you. I, um… I know you don’t do girlfriends, though.”
“Well… I think I could make an exception. For you.”
She grinned. “Are you serious?”
“Yeah. I like you.”
“I like you too!” She quickly closed the distance between them and kissed him. “And I’d really like to be your girlfriend.”
“Really? What about Kelso?”
“What about him? We’re done forever. I don’t love him, and I haven’t loved him for a long time. He can just deal with it when he finds out. I’m allowed to move on, it just happens to be with one of his closest friends.”
“So, you wanna tell everyone?”
“If you’re okay with that.”
“Yeah. Then we won’t have to sneak around.” He smiled a little. “All right. We can tell the losers about it later. Right now… Can we continue what we were doing before they interrupted?”
Jackie nodded. “Let’s go to your room. Boyfriend.”
He chuckled. “Come on, weirdo.”
Jackie giggled as they went back to his room. He had a good feeling about having a relationship with her, strangely.
~
Eric and Fez were walking down to the basement. They’d sent a transmission to Donna yesterday, but they’d gotten no response. Eric had told his mom to let him know if they got a message back.
“I hope she’s okay. She's probably just out, right?” Eric asked.
“I’ve told you three times already, yes!”
Eric shook his head and went down the stairs to the basement. He stopped short. Jackie and Hyde were on the couch, making out. Their legs were tangled together. “What the hell?”
They parted the kiss but stayed tangled together. “What?” Hyde asked, turning to look at him.
“You’re making out with the devil, that’s what!”
“It was hot,” Fez said.
Hyde and Jackie grimaced and separated from each other, sitting on the couch normally. Eric sat in Hyde’s usual chair and Fez sat in the lawn chair. “Are you two together?” Eric asked.
Hyde draped his arm around Jackie’s shoulders. “Yep.”
“For how long?”
“Since yesterday,” Jackie said. “But we’ve been fooling around for almost three months.”
“Three months? And you’ve kept it hidden?” Eric wasn’t all that surprised that he hadn’t known. He hadn’t been around very often. But it was still shocking.
“Yeah,” Hyde said. “Jackie’s the chick I’ve been fooling around with all summer. Then we got sick of hiding it.”
“No, we decided that we like each other a lot and we wanted to be together officially,” Jackie said. Hyde nodded.
Eric furrowed his brow. “Hyde, you actually like her? Romantically?”
“Yeah, get over it.”
He shook his head. “No, I refuse to believe that until I see it.”
His mom came down the stairs, bending down to look at them from the top of the stairs. "Donna sent a transmission back! And stop picking on Steven for having a girlfriend."
"You knew about Jackie and Hyde? Wait, wait, Donna." Eric ran up the stairs, the others close behind.
The five of them crowded around the transmitter. Eric pressed the button, and the message came up on screen.
DONNA: Eric, we were kidnapped. We were taken by some mysterious ship. It's just me and Kelso. You need to save us before I murder him.
"Oh my God!" Jackie exclaimed. "Kidnapped? We have to go!"
"Where would we go? We don't know who took them," Hyde pointed out.
Jackie gave him a look. "We still have to go and find them!"
"Wait, Eric, does Donna still have the location ring you gave her?" Fez asked. "The ring could send location signals so you could find each other."
"I doubt it. But it's worth a shot." Eric ran upstairs and got his own ring, which was paired to the one he'd given Donna. Jackie and Kelso had similar ones, but Jackie had thrown hers into a black hole. He went back downstairs and pressed the center of the ring down, sending a location signal.
Jackie grabbed Hyde's hand tightly as they waited for the signal. After a few minutes, they got one back. A small hologram appeared out of the ring. "The Kenosha Belt! That's not too far from Planet Place, we can get there quickly," Eric said.
"There's an asteroid field between here and there," his mom said. She frowned. "Oh, just be careful. I'll tell Bob. You four go. Wait, I'll make you some sandwiches to take with you. Oh, and a first-aid kit."
"Mom," Eric whined.
She put her hands on her hips. "You still need to be safe. I will be quick." She rushed into the kitchen.
"I can't believe they got captured," Eric said. "Who would even do this?"
"I don't know, man," Hyde said. "But we'll kick his ass." He clapped Eric's shoulder. "It's gonna be fine."
"Aw, Steven, you're so motivational!" Jackie crooned, hugging his arm.
Hyde frowned. "No, I'm not. Shut up." Jackie just grinned and kissed his cheek.
"See, what kind of boyfriend tells his girlfriend to shut up?" Eric asked.
"The kind who's only been a boyfriend for one day, give me a break." Hyde left the room, following Eric's mom to the kitchen.
"Guys! Our friends are kidnapped!" Fez said. "This is not the time to be fighting about relationships."
"You're right," Eric said. "I'll get the ship ready."
~
Donna groaned internally. She was stuck in a small, gray room with Kelso. All she had were her clothes and the things in her pockets. She was incredibly glad she'd been missing Eric that morning and had decided to keep the ring he'd given her in her pocket.
"They're gonna come save us, and Jackie will be so glad I'm not dead that she'll take me back right away! We'll do it the second we're alone," Kelso said.
"Or they'll come save us and Jackie won't take you back because you're a dirty bastard."
"Shut up!" the guard snapped at them from the small window in the door.
Donna rubbed her forehead. "I hope Eric gets here soon."
"Me too. Just so I can prove to you that Jackie still wants me."
She groaned again, burying her head in her hands.
~
Hyde sat with Jackie in the back row of the Vista Spaceship. Her fingers were drumming on his thigh. He wasn't sure if it was a nervous habit or if she was being a tease.
"Asteroid coming up," Hyde said, pointing to a small space rock out the windshield.
Forman turned to avoid it. "You don't have to point out every asteroid, Hyde, I can see them."
"Just making sure, man." He leaned forward a little. Jackie started to move her hand from his thigh, but he grabbed it with his own hand. He glanced at her to make sure it was okay before he laced his fingers through hers. He leaned forward again, towards the front row. "What's the plan once we get there?"
Forman shrugged. "I don't know. Find Donna and Kelso?"
"We will have to get on the ship that captured them first," Fez said. "We will infiltrate the ship, then begin our search. Once we find them, we take out the bad guys and get back to the Vista Spaceship, which we will take home. And then we will all laugh at Kelso because Hyde stole his girlfriend."
"Great plan," Hyde said.
"It's good enough," Forman said.
"Eric, asteroid," Jackie said, pointing to another rock floating towards them. Forman turned around it.
"You two are made for each other," Forman muttered.
~
"Oh, that looks like a ship that would take Donna and Kelso," Fez said.
Up ahead was a foreboding flat ship, floating leisurely among the debris from the nearby asteroid field. Eric nodded. "I'll find a place to land, I guess."
He found a clear expanse of space on the outside of the ship and landed the Vista Spaceship. Eric handed out masks to everyone so they could breathe until they got inside. They got out and started searching for the entrance.
Jackie put her hands on her hips as she walked across the top of the ship. "So, what are we even looking for? Some kind of door or-" She screamed as she got sucked into the ship.
Hyde and Fez rushed over. "Jackie!" Hyde called out. "Are you okay?"
"I found the entrance!" she called back.
Hyde went in after her. Fez and Eric followed. They landed in a barren hallway. It split off in two directions.
Hyde helped Jackie up from the ground. “You good?” he asked.
“Yeah, I’m fine. The ground’s not as hard as it looks.” She smiled. “It’s sweet that you were worried about me.”
He gave her a look and changed the subject. “There’s two hallways, what do we want to do?”
“Uh… Split up and look for clues?” Eric suggested.
Hyde smirked. “Sure thing, Scooby. Jackie and I will take the left hallway. Send a signal or scream really loud if something happens.”
He and Jackie went down the left hallway. Eric turned to Fez. “Let’s go, I guess.”
They started down the right hallway. It seemed like no one was around.
At the end of the hallway, the paths converged. Eric looked around the corner to see if Jackie and Hyde were on their way. They were walking hand in hand down the hall, slowly. Jackie tugged on Hyde’s hand and he turned to her, his back to Eric.
Eric’s shout was muffled by the piece of cloth placed over his mouth as someone grabbed him from behind. The person dragged him away, and he felt his consciousness slipping as he breathed in through the fabric.
2 - Truth Serum
Jackie pulled Hyde to face her. “What’s the plan when we find them?”
“You sound very confident in us.”
“Of course. We’re great, of course we’re gonna find them. What are we gonna do when that happens?”
“I’ll kick ass and you help Donna and Kelso?”
Jackie smiled. She opened her mouth to say something, then a door opened behind her. Donna’s voice came from inside. “Help! Someone help!”
“Oh my God!” Jackie turned and rushed into the room. Hyde followed her.
As soon as they entered the room, the door shut behind them. Someone grabbed Hyde from behind and pushed him into a chair. Restraints came from the back of the chair and wrapped around his arms and torso. He struggled against them, trying to see who had captured him.
Someone in a dark cloak forced Jackie into a similar chair across from him. She kicked at the person, but none of her kicks landed.
Once the two of them were restrained, two cloaked figures stood between them. “Who the hell are you people? And where's Donna?” Hyde asked.
They removed their cloaks, and Jackie groaned. “Casey? Why the hell are you here?” She looked at the other guy. “And I don’t even know you.”
“I am Tomas. I was an exchange student. Hyde and Fez left me on the rings of Michigan. I am getting revenge.”
Hyde chuckled. “That was funny.”
“Not to me,” Tomas said.
Hyde looked at Casey. “What about you? Why are you here?”
Casey shrugged. “I got nothing else to do, and Jackie’s not seeing my brother anymore so I figured I could get in on that.”
Hyde narrowed his eyes at Casey. “Yeah, about that, she’s my girlfriend, dillhole.”
Casey raised his eyebrows and smiled. “So, Jackie Burkhart is slumming it with Steven Hyde.” He looked at Jackie. “You could do better.”
Jackie glared at Casey. “What do you freaks want, anyway?”
“Tom, bring it out,” Casey said with a sinister smile.
Tomas brought out a sleek black box. He set it on a table between Jackie and Hyde. Casey opened it up to reveal a syringe and vial of bright green liquid. “Truth serum,” Casey said.
“And what are you gonna use that for?” Hyde asked.
“We’re gonna have some fun, Hyde.” Casey waved his hand at Tomas, who took out the syringe and filled it with the serum. Casey turned Hyde’s arms so that his veins showed, then Tomas injected the serum into his blood.
~
They all waited a second for something to happen. “See, you morons can’t even get truth serum right,” Steven said. “Nothing even-” He cut himself off and blinked a few times. “My head feels weird.”
"Steven, are you okay?" Jackie asked.
"I'm, um… I feel fine." He giggled. Jackie had never heard such a sound come out of his mouth. "I feel great."
Casey furrowed his brow. "Tom, man, how much did you give him?"
"Double dose. I wanted to make sure it worked," Tomas said.
"You moron, that's too much!" Casey groaned. "Whatever. This'll still be fun. When'd you start dating Jackie?"
"Yesterday, but I've liked her a lot longer than that. And we've been fooling around for months." Steven closed his eyes and smiled. His words started slurring. "You know, she tastes great."
Jackie felt heat rush to her cheeks. "Steven!"
He opened his eyes and looked at her. "What? It's true."
Casey smirked. "And how long have you liked Jackie?"
Steven giggled again. "Since we went out on Galactic Veteran's Day. That's when I started falling for her."
"Aww," Jackie crooned. "That's so sweet!"
Steven smiled at her. "Jackie, you wanna know something? I'm in love with you."
Jackie's smile dropped, even as a thrill went through her body. "What?"
"I love you. You're the first girl I've ever loved."
Casey laughed. "This is better than what I expected."
"Steven, I am going to kill you if this isn't true," Jackie said.
"Of course it is true, he's on truth serum," Tomas said.
Steven giggled again. "This is fun, man. Jackie, isn't this great?"
"No! Ugh, this is so not how I wanted your first love confession to go."
Steven smiled, an infuriatingly cute smile. “You’re so cute when you’re mad. Like an angry kitten.”
