#internalmelon

like those two could probably find a lot to talk about if they could find an excuse to get away from their teenage fanatics.

Ortus is the loneliest gay man in the galaxy. The guy is head over heels for a mythologized version of a dead man and if you talked in meter at him and showed him a little attention he would probably die

I forgot about this passage, but holy shit. Aiglamene had to know. She knew exactly what this was. She's kneeling in a catacomb at like 80, sorting rusty trash knives while her two idiot daughters are doing this in the doorway

100 Gecs opened and their first song was Dumbest Girl Alive, and I could have died, because I, too, am the Dumbest Girl Alive

Laura was like "I've been on an internet detox and idek what's funny anymore for banter, so I asked my friend and..." and then she said something incoherent about a horse???? Idk but she was super cute. Why is Laura so cute?

Dylan was there too. I feel bad because he's always like "and that other guy, too" but he was also pretty sick. I've never said this but I always imagine an aged-up Dylan Brady in tye-dye whenever I think about Zoyd Wheeler

Laura missed the high notes the first time around in Money Machine and it was still sick and she even admitted it? She's so chill

The Black Parade show was amazing. There was so much fire, and executions, and the nuke, and the clown??? The suicide vest?? I liked watching Gerard get slapped. I want to be an unrepentant theater kid about shit when I'm in my 40s, too, and also I kind of want to slap him, too.

After the costume change to casual clothes, Gerard slipped and stayed in-character for a minute lmao. They also called the audience motherfuckers in between every song and it was really cute

the band played Thank You For the Venom like I desperately wanted and I sang all the words because that song was my shit when they put me on antipsychotics and I'm still 16 in my head when I get sad, but Thank You For the Venom is a forever banger

Gerard writhed around on the stage like a slutty grub worm and I love him? I love them so much? I love you, Gerard Way.

Gerard said they had a religious experience with the song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" during COVID and they covered it and it was honestly a banger. He said it was a banger and it was, and I wish I could buy a studio recording of their cover so badly. I want to give Gerard Way all of my money

I fucked up a danger dog in the orange glow of the Oracle Park sign and there were carts EVERYWHERE. I was a little nervous for them cause I heard ICE hit the hot dog carts at Petco Park in SD, but it was super lowkey in SF

Safest I've ever felt in a crowd. Every second person was a weird tumblr girl with babadook face paint and pride bracelets, because MCR. I love MCR

Australia's sandwich game is seriously underappreciated. I'd say Mexico still wins (torta de carnitas trumps all), but I appreciate how off-the-wall the Australian ones can get.

Vegemite toast? Vegemite sandwich? Curried egg sandwich? Beets on a cheeseburger? All solid, although the burger "with the lot" was kind of a lot (too much) and I don't think Australia can really claim avocado toast the way they keep trying to

I still have yet to cross the conti roll or cheeseslaw off my list, but I plan to.