Dec 31, 2024
Happy 2025! Here’s to another year of attempting to throw an axe at Carmen Sandiego ♥️
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Happy 2025! Here’s to another year of attempting to throw an axe at Carmen Sandiego ♥️
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⚠️ATTENTION: DATA CORRUPTED⚠️
Kveðjur, taparar! This is Intern (@vileacademyofficial) speaking from where we’ve infiltrated and taken over one of ACME’s bases- and taken the agents (yes, including Apprentice) and Chief hostage.
They’ve been shifted to one of VILE’s bases in- hey, why don’t we play a little game?
Guess.
That’s right, if you folks are able to guess the country they’re being held in, I’ll have them released :)
Here’s the rules:
Collectively, you may ask twenty yes/no questions per country in the ask box.
Duplicate questions will only be answered once.
Guesses count as questions. Use them wisely.
If your questions are addressed to me (Intern) and are not guesses or questions about the country they’re in, CLARIFY THAT otherwise we’re counting that in the 20.
Because I’m so nice, you get to address 3 questions to the agents per country. You cannot ask them for help or hints- they won’t be able to help anyways, they have no idea where they are. You can only use these to check up on them.
If the twenty questions are used up, and you still haven’t guessed the right country, the agents will be moved to a new country and you must start over. Every time you fail, another agent risks losing more of their sanity…
FAQ
What are you doing to them?!
VILE is trying to extort information from them. I’m in charge of the torture methods. Currently we’re blasting Thunder by Imagine Dragons on loop in their holding cell.
You know how to type like a normal person?
Yes. Fuck you. It’s, uh, code-switching. I’m a polyglot.
Are you gonna give us clues or updates?
Depends on my mood. Don’t count on it.
That’s all, then! What’s that thing Chief used to say? Oh, yeah!
Good luck, gumshoes!
Hello, world! I know we here at the Honkytalk Animal Hospital rarely talk, but seeing the blatant Clown abuse on display here at Tumblr.com, we decided to pose a question to you!
Should we do a Minisode to Address this?
Yes
No
What the hell is a Honkytalk
it hurts, okay, it genuinely hurts me how much better i am than the other VILE operatives on like every level
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VILE ops only hate me because I suck and am mean to them and have repeatedly broken into their rooms and gone through their personal belongings and have stolen their personal belongings and know about their browser history and their cringe emo era and their based emo era and where they keep their secret smart phones and where they keep their secret dumb phones and also I talk shit about them behind their backs and also to their faces and the only operative I’ve ever not been an asshole to is Soundbite and that’s cause he helps me bully @gray-crackleway sometimes. all this to say that this is a PSA for VILE operatives to stop being such whiny assholes, you will never find out what my real name is, and also stop attempting to attack me in hallways if possible 🙏
I LIVED BITCHES
Well, you nerds failed to guess in time! Onto a new holding place...we are changing the torture song to the Tones and I's Dance Monkey. Muahahaha. Better start your next guesses soon...
Our previous country was: Tajikistan!
All of the questions in our inbox right now from last round will be deleted. Also, we're letting you back up to 20 allowed questions. Don't mess it up :3