#intern ophe

Actually fairly short (5'3) but wears Dr Martens with HUGE SOLES to bump up their height- mostly hidden by their excessively large cargo trousers.

Aroace and nonbinary. Comfortable with any pronouns and personally uses they/them.

Wears an asexual signifier ring (black ring on the right middle finger) and a malachite necklace. Collects gemstones but doesn't subscribe to the spiritual healing ideals, they just think gems and shiny rocks are cool.

Super concerned with the other interns' wellbeing whilst steadfastly ignoring their own; they take sporadic cat naps instead of having a regular sleep schedule but encourage others to get a full eight hours, they carry around water bottles to keep others hydrated but personally live on Monster Energy and different types of tea, ect.

Can and will take awful treatment from other people without batting an eye (doesn't care about mistreatment against themself) but the moment an injustice happens against someone else they're throwing hands.

Presents as fairly stoic/sarcastic but generally doesn't mean to be. They just have an awful case of RBF and have a hard time expressing emotions... that doesn't mean they're not a sardonic little shit.

Super diverse sense of humour and very committed to the bit. Will laugh at even the lowest brow comedy, including toilet humour and dick jokes. Likes to engage in "battles of wits" with other interns which starts of fairly intelligent but usually devolves into throwing awful puns at each other or recycling terrible "your momma" jokes.

Actually proficient as an intern; their previous jobs in customer service, fast food and retail have prepared them for physically and emotionally strenuous jobs. Too bad they're incredibly lazy and often 'trade' off their tasks and/or procrastinate on their duties until the last second.